6 Signs Halloween Is Coming

There's a chill in the air, minions, and not just from your in-law's latest text.
Nope, Fall is here, and with it, all the classic signs:

- Bad Apples:

Seedy characters, no matter how you slice it.

- Rabid Pumpkins

ERMERGOURD, this is one pumpkin-spiced foam you'll want nothing to do with, trust me.

- Two girls in frilly skirts lying on the ground with their feet chopped off:

Yes, oddly specific, but I don't decide the signs; I just report 'em.

- Poop floating UPstream:

Eerie, isn't it?

- Black cats being sucked into whirling pea-soup vortexes:

That's a can't-miss sign, right there.

But the #1 way you know Halloween is coming?

Angry sperm.

Thanks to Sarah C., Ricky T., Isha J., Marisa S., Heather V., & Kristy T. for going with the flow.

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P.S. I don't usually buy seasonal t-shirts, but as the owner of a black cat, I can tell you this one's appropriate year-round:

Cat's Got Your Knife T-Shirt

Lots more colors at the link.

Kelley With Only One Eye

Somehow literal LOLs just never get old.

I mean, how can you NOT imagine this baker's thought process as s/he carefully inscribed, "Kelley with an eye"?

THIS BAKER: "Poor dear, but at least she has ONE eye! ...though it's a little odd for her friends to point that out. Hm. I wonder if they know a Kelly with no eyes, my, wouldn't that be dreadful. Ah well, that's another order done!"

And do you think this baker called the customer, "Mr. Colors"?

But my favorite - my FAVORITE - has to be this one:

Tell me the baker didn't write "Big 15" that tiny on purpose. Even if it was on some deeply subconscious level, somehow, she knew, and she was totally trollin'.

:D

Thanks to Albus D., Giana B. & Jamie M. for not making a big deal out of her "big" 15.

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I was trying to think of something punny to link for today's ad, and then I realized:

Gold-Plated "Evil Eye" Earrings

THE EYES HAVE IT
Plus these are pretty cute for less than $9!