Talk About Your Trunk Space, Check THIS Action Out!

Amanda ordered a Western cake to make any cowboy proud:

...but instead, got a boot to the head:

YEE- awwww.

Alisa asked to have this spooky Hello Kitty drawn on her daughter's cake:

...only to discover this Kitty's got flaws:

(And once you recover from the wang ears and teeny-tiny udder legs, can we talk about the writing on that propped-up clear plastic? Which is still misspelled?)

Tell me, have you ever seen such an adorable elephant cake?

And have you ever looked at your dryer exhaust hose and thought, "oooh, that looks tasty"?

Because if so, then YOU ARE IN LUCK:

Shiny.

And... wrinkly.

Thanks to Amanda C., Alisa B., & Anony M. for proving the nose knows dryer hose.

*****

P.S. Instead of a unicorn chaser (remember when people used to say that?) how about an elephant chaser:

Elephant Ring Holder

Aww, love the shape on this little cutie. She'd be perfect next to a sink or on your nightstand.

Sarcasm "Awareness" Month

Over the years, I've noticed some of you don't "get" sarcasm. Which I totally understand! I mean, sarcasm is super hard. Really.

So. Let me help. Because I care. I really, really care.

Okay, let's say your company didn't meet a deadline, and they're going out of business.
You might buy your team a cake like this:

See? This says, "Way to drive the company into the ground with your total incompetence, you bunch of boobs I can't be bothered to list by name" without actually saying it!

Yay sarcasm!

Or maybe your sister is engaged, but they haven't set a date:

This says, "Common law still counts, right?"

Maybe your husband hasn't changed a diaper in 6 weeks because he's off playing Call of Duty. Again.

Passive aggression is soooo much better than attacking the Xbox with a weed wacker. Am I right?

Or maybe you just really, really don't like Kate.

"Huppy" Birhduy *Kate!

The black icing IS your gift, btw; you'll just get it delivered later, if you know what I mean. [eyebrow waggle]

Also "Good luck" figuring out what the asterisk is for.

Of course, when all else fails, there's still the direct approach:

They'll think you're kidding, but you'll know.

You'll know.

Thanks to Sara R., Erin C., Anony M., Laura E., Daniel A., & Louise P. for these great cakes. No really. I mean it. You're all my heroes.

*****

P.S. If you love this post, I think this may be a sign:

Classic 4X4 Box Sign: "Sarcasm"