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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Ghosts with the Most, Continued

This is:

A) the fabled Ghost Genie of Graceland, said to occupy the King's old rhinestone jumpsuits and known to terrorize tourists with his swirly bouffant 'do and tiny T-Rex arms

B) the Michelin Man after an unfortunate smelting accident

C) cloud porn (if you don't tell your kids, who will?)

Hey, that's cheating - the ghost is made of plastic! Thank goodness for the airbrushing, tri-colored tree spikes, and two disapproving pumpkins (see below); or else this wouldn't be a Wreck at all.

Pumpkin #1: "Hey, what's with the ghost's purple nose?"
Pumpkin #2: "I dunno - maybe he got a boo-boo. Get it? 'Boo-boo'? Ahahahha!"
Pumpkin #1: "Dude. You are so annoying."
Pumpkin #2: "Or maybe he inherited it from his transparents? Huh?"
Pumpkin #1: "Forget I said anything. Really."
Pumpkin #2: "Oh, wait, I know! He had too many spirits last night! Get it? 'Spirits'?"
Pumpkin #1: "Somebody cut the cake already. I can't take it anymore."

Thanks to Leanna P. and Shawn A.!

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Reader Comments (70)

Those are some fabulous cakes!

Congrats on being listed on blogsofnote! That's where I found your blog.

I've been skimming through your blog and it's really interesting! Feel free to check mine out anytime!

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October 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterDogsDeserveFreedom

Man, that looks like the leavings of a ghost with some serious digestive issues.

October 28, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterharmzie

Haha! The first one looks like it's covered in shaving cream!

October 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterEmily

That tail really does look like a ghost fart, doesn't it?
Those tiny arms are beyond pathetic.
Thanks for my afternoon laugh.

October 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterDenise

Love the Ghost jokes!!! Had me giggling for a good 10 minutes!

(It doesn't take much. I'm simple like that. Although after looking at these, I am starting to crave some surgary goodness...)

October 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterPersnickety Ticker

The first one looks like the Ghost of Mr. Hankie!

October 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

I love this post. Awesome dialogue between the pumpkins.

October 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMad Izatie

I'm suprised you didn't comment on the fact that the first one is a cupcake-cake!

October 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKatie

If you look at the first one long, it kinda resembles a fluffy Groucho Marx with a baker's hat...minus the glasses. Hmmm....
Love your blog!

October 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterCathy

I'm voting for C) regarding the first cake.

Cloud pr0n for the win!

October 29, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSkiriki

The dialogue is great LOL... "Forget I said anything. Really."

This blog keeps me in tears lol

October 29, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJenn

despite how incredibly awful the first CC ghost is the icing looks delicious!

October 29, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAllison

Okay, someone help me out. Cloud Porn??? I have looked and looked and just can't see it.

October 29, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMamaT

"Cloud porn." ROFLCOPTER OF WIN!

October 29, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

omg - LOVE the dialogue between the pumpkins.
Too good. ^_^

October 30, 2008 | Unregistered Commenteramkelly

So, I was looking up cupcake recipes for my daughter and I came across this page. I thought you may find some humor in the pumpkin cupcakes she makes.
Love your site

October 30, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterThe Hagans

I think that first one was the Stay-Puft Marshmallow man after the Ghostbusters took care of it.

October 30, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJanus

My 4 year old's comment about the first one (the gost): "Look! The ghost is pooping!!"

October 31, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterIndian Summer

LOL .... cloud porn! Magic. ;0 xx

October 7, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterCupcakes Lady

Answer: D the result of combining the stay puft marshmallow man with slimer.

February 28, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

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