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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Thursday
Nov272008

And Now, a Word From Your Thanksgiving Turkey Cakes

Well, it's officially Turkey Day. A day of food and fun for us, sure, but you know who gets the short end of the stick? Ok, well, mostly the turkeys - but turkey cakes, now, they're also bidding us a fond farewell today. Their time in the sun, as it were, is over. Here to comment are some Turkey Cakes. Guys, your thoughts?


"Turkey cakes? Turkey cakes?!? Dude, I'm the frickin' NBC mascot; don't you recognize a peacock when you see one?"

"Uh, I'm pretty sure I'm just an anthropomorphized version of the Statue of Liberty's crown, not a turkey. Sorry."

"Don't look at me! I'm just a cuter version of this guy:"

"Hey ho! Over here!"

"I'm a turkey cookie, does that count? Anyway, I'd just like to know why I have all these cranberries stuffed in my mouth. See y'all next year! Turkeys rule!! Woo-hoo!"

"Well I for one have a bone to pick with my decorator. Jen, would you kindly post some pictures of a turkey and a chicken here?


"Thank you. Ok, now, decorators: look at the heads of those birds. Which of them do I look like to you? Yeah, that's right: a CHICKEN. Is this any way to treat a self-respecting turkey cake? Is it?!?"


"Oh, quit your griping. At least you're not crammed into last year's Valentine cake tin."

"Yeah, or torn limb from limb. Are those my wings behind me? 'Cuz I think they're on fire."

"Well, bye everyone! [sniffle] See you next year!"

Stephani N., Lee G., Blaze B., Jessica H., Colette S., Stacey M., Katje S., & Adrian K., "gobble gobble". (That's turkey for "So long, and thanks for all the Wrecks".)

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Reader Comments (75)

"Uh, I'm pretty sure I'm just an anthropomorphized version of the Statue of Liberty's crown, not a turkey. Sorry."

Interesting. I thought it was a hedgehog being electrocuted!

November 28, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterwundermary

That NBC cake is actually cupcakes
lol

I also like the cute turkey that suppose to look like a frill-neck lizard

Happy Thanksgiving from the land downunder

November 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKate

Well, everytime I scrolled down more my two year old brother would exclaim "It's a Turkey!" so i guess that says something.

November 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterFhtrkstr101

Hilarious. I say these turkeys are disguising themselves as anything but a turkey to not be eaten.

November 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterHeidi

My daughter, who is four, took one look at the second picture and said, "It looks like a chick inside a cornucopia with corn all around."

November 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterUtok

It's a good thing I know better than to drink & look at this site at the same time...I'd have had soda coming out my nose! And that's on the SECOND viewing of these cakes!

ROLFMAO!!!!

November 28, 2008 | Unregistered Commentersarakate

Please tell me I'm not the only one who thought the NBC mascot was a turkey.

November 28, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterslythwolf

these turkeys are soo messed up! I can't believe a deorator woyuld pass these off as turkeys!

word- nerse I'd like to nerse these poor birds back to health

November 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterRose

Hmmmm....I am somehow reminded of a Mexican cockfighting bird.

November 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMozart

I want an NBC turkey!

November 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTlou

Those are some sad turkeys. Hilarious.

November 29, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterStop Smoking

ahhhh!!! Those are hilarious.

November 29, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterVanessa Rogers

Haha! Did anyone else notice the second one is actually a DOUBLE LAYER CCC??? Run for your lives!

December 1, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

The cookie turkey keeps making me think of the skeleton koopas in the dungeon levels of Mario! The color, the posture, the slightly gaping mouth... Am I really the only one to make that association?
For comparison:
http://www.mariowiki.com/Dry_Bones" REL="nofollow">http://www.mariowiki.com/Dry_Bones

December 2, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMeg

I'm not sure that the first one's problem is that he's the Peacock...I think that it's because his body looks like a giant...ummmm....fallic symbol. Yeah. That's the word I'm looking for! (Katie)

December 4, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKatie

Forget CCC's, I declare war on cookie cakes! They are always hideous, without any exceptions.

December 6, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterla-fille-muette

Ooooh, now I want a Dilophosaurus cake!

December 11, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterLizzi

The turkey cookie looks like he's gripping his chest for an oncoming heart attack!!! LOL

March 29, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterHeatherBabe

OH MY GOD!!! IT'S THE GIANT TURKEY FROM HELL!!!!

June 6, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

ok so the turkey cookie cake soooo has chest hair. Niice. going for the david hasslehoff look I see.

November 25, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKatie

Unbelieveable....HILARIOUS!

November 25, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterConnie Moreno

I've figured it out! the cookie cake looks like the Blue Meanie from Yellow Submarine. Only he's not blue

Meghan the Smith

August 6, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Are those my wings behind me? 'Cuz I think they're on fire." lol...sitting here laughing my ass off lol xx

October 13, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterCupcakes Lady

Is it just me, or is the NBC mascot missing a cupcake?

The icing seems to be sliding off. . . .LIKE A WATERFALL!

Or is it deflating?

February 22, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterDelirious Bagels

That Turkey photo you have is actually a turkey vulture :P

August 3, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJulia F.

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