Really? I Mean, Really?!? (Yes, MORE Turkey Wrecks)

Apparently my top "20" ways to wreck a turkey cake just weren't enough for you guys. I know this because some of you are:

a) complaining that the past two days' Wrecks don't technically add up to 20, and

fork) still sending in a truly dizzying array of Wreckage that simply must be shared.

These include gems like...

the Clown Turkey.
[insert joke about a funny taste here]

The Electrocuted Turkey:

Shocking!

The Albino Technicolor Dream Coat Turkey:

At least it's pretty. Which is more than I can say for...

The Vortex of Insanity!!! Turkey:

Someone, somewhere, actually thought this was a good idea. Let's take a moment to really let the impact of that sink in, shall we?

Some of you requested more non-cupcake-cake Turkey Wrecks, though. Nooo problem.

[rapid blinking]

Uh...How do you feel about cupcake Turkey Wrecks?

Turkey snails!
(Just one question: how do you pick them up?)

Rasta Turkey Snails!
(With...chicken heads? Ok. Sure. Why not?)

Ok, Ok, now for some "real" cakes:

Well, the *turkey* looks pretty good, but that green pterodactyls attacking him could use a little work.

And lastly, here's a foul fowl that could give the Coiled Crap Hound a run for its money:

Sweet Steaming Swirls of Stacked Shh...er...Sherbert!! Yeah.

That sorry sucker sure seems surprised.

Jen D., Jaime H., Jen L., Amanda S., Gloria C., Jen P., Bonnie L., & Elaine M., don't look at me like that; I'm sure there's chocolate sherbert* somewhere.

- Related Wreckage: And Now, a Word from Your Thanksgiving Turkey Cakes

* Also spelled "sherbet", "shebert" and "shrbrt".

Comments

[Sick on Thanksgiving]

I'm really digging the Vortex of Insanity's curly beard

[Jenny]

I think 'Vortex of Insanity Turkey' looks like he's wearing a multicoloured British judges' wig.

[Anonymous]

the jumbo cupcakes look like the little orange monsters in "labyrinth" who play with their own heads

[Sue Ellen]

Baskin Robbins used to make a Mandarin Chocolate Sherbet, which tasted like a Tootsie Roll.

[Kristin]

I know I'm late to the party, but "electrocuted turkey" had me laughing so hard I was crying at work. My coworkers are like, what is WRONG with you??? I've had residual laughter all day thinking about it!

[Anonymous]

oh god. So much grocery store frosting, so much diabetes
-asher

[Anonymous]

I know "sherbert" is a colloquialism, but it is spelled "sherbet"--the other spelling isn't recognized at all by the OED (or the spellchecker on this site).

[Emma]

Eww,,,,

And you don't pick the cupcakes up; what are you talking about? The are meant to have faces shoved straight into them, clearly!

[Cupcakes Lady]

I wish we celebrated Thanksgiving in the UK. xx

[Sally D.]

hi jen-
think there might be something wrong with your blog loading on my computor coz this:

a) complaining that the past two days' Wrecks don't technically add up to 20, and

fork) still sending in a truly dizzying array of Wreckage that simply must be shared

Is this something wrong with your blog or my computor? Or is it intentional and I just don't get it???????
Thanks,
Sally D.

P.S. Your blog was GREAT as usual :-)

[Jill Bayless]

My husband thinks the first one looks like a rainbow pooping out fat Albert. Hey, Hey Hey!