These cakes have been left to wallow in their freakish misery forever, but we viewers are the ones who really suffer for it.
For example, tell me you don't get a brain-ache from trying to comprehend...
(Now with matching ladybug!)
You know what every caramel cheesecake needs?
And lastly, check out what Amy S. got for her rehearsal dinner when she requested a simple sheet cake with a logo on it:
Moira & Stephanie E., these cakes are inconceivable.