Step #1: Take a perfectly decent-looking cake
Step #2: Add random poo piles - just for giggles.
Eh? What's that? You think those are simply palm tree poos? Ok, I guess I could see that. But, can you explain...[dramatic pause]...THIS?
Actually, this isn't too much of a leap if you figure the customer asked for a "Princess and the Pea" cake. [wicked grin]
Then there are the stock designs with poo built right in:
And to think: this is what "passes" for "cake decorating." But hey, maybe the designer was wiped out after a hard day logging too many hours, and got a little lax? If so, let that be a lesson to us all: don't push too hard; you'll only strain yourself producing crappy results.
And finally, a classic for the ages:
Many thanks to my #2 wreckporters Kelli N., Wendi P., Stacey B., Jenny, & Sara B.
- Related Wreckage: Who Ordered the Poo Poo Platter?