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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Friday
Oct222010

Beautiful Wrecks

YOU GUYS. We have another special VIDEO post today!

Or, if your work computer won't let you view video, keep scrolling for the written version.


Every cake is so wonderful,
And suddenly...

it's hard to breathe.

Now and then, I get insecure
From all the pain...

(Ow.)

I'm so ashamed.

I am beautiful,

No matter what they say.

Words can't bring me down.

I am beautiful in every single way.
Yes, words can't bring me down, oh no.

So don't you bring me down today.

To all your friends, you're delirious.
Ice cream cones... to make their horns...

Tryin' hard to make some sense of it. Wait, are those bugles?
Is it a cow-duck with horns and a goatee?

Cause you are beautiful, no matter what they say.
Words can't bring you down.

You are beautiful in every single way.
Words can't bring you down. NoOooOoooOOOooo....
So don't you bring me down today.

No matter what we poo.


No matter what we bake.

And everywhere we go,
The suananaaaIIOOOAAAAa NNOOOO NOO NOOooooOO ooooooooo

We are beautiful, no matter what they pay.
Camo flower town.

NoooooooOoo.

We are beautiful in every single way.
Words can't bring us down. No no no no no mmmm MMMM mm....

So don't you bring me down today.

OooooOOOOUgggnhh... MMmmmnOOOooAAH!
Don't you bring me downtooaaaaayyyyyyyyaAAAAAHHHHH

AAAOooooOOhh...

So don't you bring me down..... ughhnnnn....


Today.

Zakes C., Maja, Liz D., Lesley M., DaAn D., Caroline M., Haley H., Geri B., Rachel S., Bob B., Sue S., & Amy B., awoooawoooeeeeoaaaahhhhow. No matter what they say.

Note from john: If you're wondering who's singing in the video, it's our very own Number 1 aka Jennifer Dorsman. And yes, she really is that good. Makes you sick, doesn't it?

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Reader Comments (164)

I like bicycle http://www.shop2hyderabad.com/" rel="nofollow">cakes. Very nice

October 24, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterguntur

Number 1, you have a beautiful voice! I love this post!

October 24, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnnaka

this made me laugh so hard I cried!

Daphne in Ottawa, Canada

October 24, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

This is interesting

October 25, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterEasy Smc

Laughing... too hard... to breathe... [gasp]

That was totally awesome. (And #1's voice - wow!)

October 25, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJennifer

Okay, I'm at work,m but that was completely worth putting on the headphones to listen to the video! Nice job, Jen!

October 25, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterfriday18

I was at the grocery store today with my 3 year old. She wanted to go cookie begging as usual. While we were in the bakery the original of this song came in. I'm having drainage problems because of my allergies, so I just stood there coughing until I almost wet myself. Thanks for the good laugh, I mean cough, and potential for public humiliation.

October 27, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Oh my gosh - I've been away from the net for a little while so just sat down with a cuppa to catch up on my wrecks... this is AMAZING!

Seriously, that video is the greatest thing on the internet by far.

I love you cake Wrecks Team!!

October 27, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterStay

YOU'RE SO TALENTED, IT'S BEYOND COMPREHENSION.

Seriously, that was awesome.
Witty cake-commentary and brilliant voice? What more could anyone ask for?

October 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterEliza A.

More props for Number 1. Awesome job...especially for not cracking up while you're singing!

November 6, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterhyphen8

You know, you're just beging to get Rick-Rolled.

November 15, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

great song. number 1 really is number1.

December 22, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterleoman6

It's been a year, but Me and my Sibs LOVE THIS VIDEO!!!
On an unrelated note, who else is sick of those 'Smash' Promos?
Huh? HUH?

January 31, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterNausicaa

This. Is. Epic.

February 24, 2012 | Unregistered Commentercheeky monkey cakes

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