George: "Clarence..." [clutching stomach] "I still don't feel so good."
George: [groaning] "I don't know! It was just all so good! "
Clarence: "You should have stopped after that bowl of nuts. Or the box of raisins. And I wasn't going to say anything, but that third martini wasn't the smartest thing, either. "
Clarence: "And then you just had to go for that bowl of maraschino cherries, didn't you?"
Clarence: "Yes, well, that's all fine and good, but who's going to clean this up?
CCC Day #6