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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Ice & Easy

Bakers, has this ever happened to you?

You took the order, and you KNOW they spelled it "Jesseie!" But now the rotten customer doesn't want it. Well, hold on!

Don't throw it out! Ice it out!

With new Ice•Out!

Just one swipe of Ice•Out and you'll go from this:

"What do you mean her name isn't 'Elibateh?'"

To this!

"It's like it was never there!"

Made a big mistake?

Ice it Out!

On a cookie cake?

Ice it Out!

And don't forget our Sprink-O-Flage kit to cover up those real doosies!

"Wow. Where'd the cake go? I can't even see it!!"

So remember, bakers, when you use Ice•Out:

It never happened.

Order yours today!

Thanks to Jessie, Never2sad, Johanna M., Michelle, Erin M., Katie C and Vanessa S., who all prefer their Ice*Out in pink high gloss.

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Reader Comments (57)

Hilarious post as always, but the "Elibateh" cake had me concerned that someone with dyslexia is making a living out there decorating cakes. Surely someone out there who has no learning disability and has decent penmanship yet has trouble landing a job in these tough times should be applying for a cake decorating position!!!

December 4, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterDaisy

mmm, Martinelli's.

December 4, 2010 | Unregistered Commenternotemily

I just saw a laptop on epic-win and I have a feeling you'll love it - what with your affection for all things steam punk!


December 4, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterleesa

The first cake is actually really gorgeous, except for that mistake.

word verification: trogulas. Sounds like something that you would need Ice Out to cover up. It also sounds like the name of a character in the failed movie that my friend and I once tried to make, but that's unrelated...

December 4, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterKaija

I love the sparkling cider next to the one giant cookie. 'Cause nothing goes better with an oversized cookie.

December 4, 2010 | Unregistered Commentercakemaster

Dorina's cake looks like it was pretty before they applied Sparkle Spackle over whatever was there before.

December 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAlex C.

@Classic Steve: I had the same exact thought when I saw that cake... "Happy F***ing Birthday, A**h*le" ... Like maybe from a wife to her philandering husband. LOL!

~Kathy D~

WV: stifigod ... what the cheating husband's girlfriends call him.

December 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

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