Ice & Easy

Bakers, has this ever happened to you?

You took the order, and you KNOW they spelled it "Jesseie!" But now the rotten customer doesn't want it. Well, hold on!

Don't throw it out! Ice it out!

With new Ice•Out!

Just one swipe of Ice•Out and you'll go from this:

"What do you mean her name isn't 'Elibateh?'"

To this!

"It's like it was never there!"

Made a big mistake?

Ice it Out!

On a cookie cake?

Ice it Out!

And don't forget our Sprink-O-Flage kit to cover up those real doosies!

"Wow. Where'd the cake go? I can't even see it!!"

So remember, bakers, when you use Ice•Out:

It never happened.™

Order yours today!

Thanks to Jessie, Never2sad, Johanna M., Michelle, Erin M., Katie C and Vanessa S., who all prefer their Ice*Out in pink high gloss.

Comments

[Daisy]

Hilarious post as always, but the "Elibateh" cake had me concerned that someone with dyslexia is making a living out there decorating cakes. Surely someone out there who has no learning disability and has decent penmanship yet has trouble landing a job in these tough times should be applying for a cake decorating position!!!

[notemily]

mmm, Martinelli's.

[leesa]

I just saw a laptop on epic-win and I have a feeling you'll love it - what with your affection for all things steam punk!

http://epicwinftw.com/2010/12/03/awesome-photos-one-heck-of-a-lap-top/

Leesa

[Kaija]

The first cake is actually really gorgeous, except for that mistake.

word verification: trogulas. Sounds like something that you would need Ice Out to cover up. It also sounds like the name of a character in the failed movie that my friend and I once tried to make, but that's unrelated...

[cakemaster]

I love the sparkling cider next to the one giant cookie. 'Cause nothing goes better with an oversized cookie.

[Alex C.]

Dorina's cake looks like it was pretty before they applied Sparkle Spackle over whatever was there before.

[Anonymous]

@Classic Steve: I had the same exact thought when I saw that cake... "Happy F***ing Birthday, A**h*le" ... Like maybe from a wife to her philandering husband. LOL!

~Kathy D~

WV: stifigod ... what the cheating husband's girlfriends call him.