Wednesday
Feb102010
From the Bottom of My...Bottom
February 10, 2010 Why give your heart to that special someone this Valentine's Day, when you can give him/her something even more special:
your colon. You know, this is so moving, I think I feel a song coming on. That, or a bad case of stomach flu. [head tilt] No, no...I'm pretty sure it's a song. (Whew!) Ok, then - c'mon, everyone, sing it with me!
Laast V-day, I gave you my heart,
But the very next day, you gave it away.
Thiiiis year, to save me from tears,
I'm gonna give you my co-lon (colon!)
Psst. Soon everyone will want the coffee cake colon, Charissa B. - pass it on!
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Reader Comments (128)
I thought it said "I Love You, A**h***"
So this is what all the kids are saying these days, I love you will all my intestines???
Call me old fashioned, but I don't think it'll stick
WV goatio: Goatio's the breakfast of nannies!!!
That...is...just...just not right.
If this is a colon cake, I don't want to know about the filling!
XD This is so giving me flashbacks of my time working at a morgue.
Nice. Very, very nice.
... and I meeeeean it from the heaaart of my boooootttom!
So. Wrong. This is proof that there should be a license to decorate cakes, of course then this wonderfully entertaining, and sometimes disturbing blog wouldn't exist.
I thought it was lobsters mating. That would be more in keeping with the holiday, anyway.
Any chance it's supposed to be lobsters? You know, the whole "lobsters are monogamous creatures" thing...?
Happy birthday, cryandwriteasong. I'm sorry you didn't get a real cake, enjoy your virtual king colon monkeybreadcake.
Word verification: falkt - a small, extremely ugly cake served during Falker Satherhood.
That is truly vile.
What I cant work out is exactly how many Valentines is the purchaser meant to be feeding? That cake is massive. Surely a Valentine's cake shouldnt be bigger than a 2 person cake.
Lesley
Okay. Colon cake = gross. If roses are to inspire thoughts of love, what does a colon say?
wv:ranto
"There was a geek
who liked to blog
'bout cakes wrecks and rant-o..."
Thank you. Thank you. I'll be here all week. Try the colon cake...
(and I mean geek only with all the love in my heart, of course, Jen!!)
actually, the colon is very white and a little bit veiny looking (mom is a nurse, and did surg for a few years too) but this does look like a colon.
I wonder if it has chocolate filling
=|
W T F ! that looks like a slab of meat! ewww.
What kills me is it says "I love YOU" - like it's intended for just one person to eat. Pull up a fork, sweetie, and dive right in!!
People, keep posting your kids' reactions! They have the best comments of all! XD
vw: punkybo
My boyfriend is a punkybo. (Well, actually, he's a gothbo, but...close enough.) lol
nothing like a big bloody sphincter to say I love you....
That could be the butt hole and not the colon.
Nothing says love like bloody poop. :(
There is an episode of Friends where Phoebe discusses how lobsters mate for life. When Ross and Rachel get back together in that same episode, she squeals, "See?! She's his lobster!"
I may be crazy but this cake has a lobster-like look to it?
I can't stop laughing.
I am from New Orleans and king cakes DO NOT EVER look like this cake. I am getting nauseous just looking at that awful cake, so gross! Just when I think you can't possibly find something worse, you do. I shudder to think what you could find that could be worse than this...
DawnC
I think you need to spell out what exactly is meant by the term "V-Day." I wouldn't question it if I hadn't seen that picture. :P
P.S. Please check the calendar in the late summer, and don't post a similar-looking cake if it happens to be "V-J Day," either, or I'll die laughing and/or of fright.
This one is for - sing with me people -
All the single ladies
All the single ladies! etc.
If wanted it you shoulda put a bit o' colon on it.
Ew ew ew
Ew ew eeeww...
FYI - calon is Welsh for heart, so found this amusing on many levels!
Can't ... breathe ... Laughing ... too ... hard ...
*gasp* *sob* *snortle*
Too funny!
Elizabeth - Sydney, Australia
As if the picture wasn't priceless enough, your George Michael adaptation really . . . took the cake! *uncontrollable laughter*