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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Wednesday
Apr282010

The Cat's Meow

 

{cue sexy saxophone music}

 

"Oh my... Hello, beautiful lady. I didn't see you come in. Welcome to The Kitty Den, where all of your wildest fantasies can come true. I was just about to slip out of this stiff collar and enjoy a fresh bottle of wine by the fire. Won't you... join me?"

 

"This wood is big enough for two."

"Or purrrhaps you'd prefer to snuggle with someone a bit more... soft?"

 

 

"His claws have been trimmed and he was flea-combed just for you, baby."

"But maybe you're the kind of girl who likes things...dirty."

"Our alley cats are ready for a roll in the hay (or chocolate shavings, if you so desire)."
"That's right, sugar. Here at The Den, our fancy felines fire all of your foxy fantasies."

 

 

"Oh, don't mind Gary. He's just our I.T. guy."

 

 

Thanks to Violet, Ginger, Kat (how appropriate), and Mary for these handsome hunky hairballs. Mrrow...

- Related Wreckage: Stop the Insanity!

 

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Reader Comments (103)

Okay, here my opinion about the kitty cakes:

Cake 1: Look like it will pop out of the screen to kill me.

Cake 2: Pretty. It reminds me of my cat plushie Carly (made by the TY company); the only difference is the cake is of a white cat and Carly is a calico plushie. To be honest, I would be heartbroken if I had to cut into that cake.

Cake 3 & 4: Blah!

May 8, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJoya

Awww...dirty kitty is a sad kitty. ;) xx

October 13, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterCupcakes Lady

The first two are from the 'Louis Wain Collection'.

#3 is best explained by the obvious pig genes that were spliced in (check the shape of the face and the ears).

#4 is the work of someone from the Sandra Lee school of free substitution. In this case, putty for frosting. Hey, use whatever is on hand, right?

Speaking of...

wv: inebryn. How an inebriated person describes their condition.

December 31, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterCraig

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