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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Where Dreams Come Through

Welcome to BisneyLand, the amusement park that's in no way affiliated with Disneyland, but is just as good - and cheaper, too!

Once you enter the gates of our mystical castle-land of joy, you'll be greeted by our lovely royal ladies:

Cinderallie and her clear resin shoes are always the hit of the ball.

Princess Yasmine and her flying doormat will show you a "whole 'nother world."

And TinklesWell the Winged Wonder is sure to be your day's #1 delight!

We also have fabulous entertainment:

Princess Areola and her pals Haddock, Skittle, and Captain Crabby Pants may prefer life "under the ocean," but they still enjoy singing their big musical numbers, "Check Out My Cool Stuff," and "I Can't Talk, So Let's Make Out!"

Kids young and old will love dancing with Snow Light and her seven short friends with beards:

They'll soon have you "Hee-Hawing" off to your own place of employment!

And don't forget Pretty, our good-looking girl:

And of course her friend Not-So-Handsome!

Together they invite you to "be our visitor!"

Anony M., Allison M., Clau, David I., Amanda S., Mona S., & Kristyn, how crazy would it be if a place like this actually existed? Oh, wait...

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Reader Comments (112)

The expression on Tinkwell's face is great!. Looks to me like she look in a mirror before she took flight and didn't realize how short her outfit was until she flew over the boys in Neverland...

August 30, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterSandy of SoFla

Is it me, or does Jasmine's face resemble Spaceship Girth? (not to be confused with Epcot, dammit. or Epbot.).

Sorry for the negative feedback, but the new pop-up ads are severely irritating.

August 30, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJessica D

TinklesWell: the drag queen version of Tinkerbell.

August 30, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Jessica D.

We don't allow pop-up ads. If you're seeing one, email me and let me know and I will promptly yell at someone. I hate them like carrots.


August 30, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterjohn (the hubby of Jen)

I know that Peter Pan is usually played by a woman in the stage production, but I never knew that "Tinkleswell" was played by a dude. Huh.

*refrains from making "fairy" jokes*

August 30, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMonica

Snow White looks like a longshoreman!

August 30, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Snow Light = Freddy Krueger in drag.

August 30, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterlizzied

The faces seem to be the biggest issue. The sliding eyes, the vanishing noses... Creepy.

August 30, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterLauren

"Tinkles Well" and "Princess Areola"... my mind, it went to a naughty place.

August 30, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

"Check Out My Cool Stuff," and "I Can't Talk, So Let's Make Out!"

and "Our good-looking girl" Way too funny.

You are great, Jen!


August 30, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Is it just me or are "Pretty"'s face and dress made with Swiss and American cheese?

August 30, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterRawr

Snicker... You said Areola

August 30, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterPandora

I think the last one is supposed to be the main guy from "Where the Wild Things Are". Just guess though.

August 30, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMom_Of_Three

I'm guessing BisneyLand is where the follically-challenged go to grow more hair! My statement is based on the 5 o'clock shadow on Snow Light and that she has SEVEN short friends with beards!

Since there are seven, that can't be a copyright infringement! Everyone knows Bashful doesn't have a beard!

w.v. rancimph - I entered that 5K race but rancimph 4K instead.

August 30, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterDawn Peterson-Smith

Warning: Do not read this post with a five-year-old girl peeking over your shoulder. You will end up going deaf from the "I want that cake..oh wait, I want that, I really want that cake (repeat ad nauseum)"

She isn't picky--she thought the cakes looked just fine!

August 30, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterNot Jenny


"Princess Areola"...that's just a tit funny!

August 30, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterClaire

My 2yo daughter recognized all of these as I scrolled down. She squealed with glee as they appeared. And then I got to the last one, "Mommy, that one is just funny looking."

August 30, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAmanda

I think the kindest thing to do is eat these cakes as soon as possible. Cover them with ice cream first, for aesthetic reasons of course.

August 30, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJerry

Pretty looks more like Michael Jackson than a Disney character.

August 30, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterChristy W.

The aversion to noses is a bit disturbing...

August 30, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMoxie

Cinderella looks like "Sloth" from the movie Goonies. And the lack of noses and terribly bumpy complexions are a little disturbing.

great character replacement names, btw!

August 30, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterjo

My six-year-old insists the first one is pretty, deranged eyes and all.

The rest she wasn't so impressed with.

August 30, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMoxie

I absolutely LOVE the line, "Together they invite you to be our visitor"

This is my new favorite post

August 30, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterdestinie

Is that last one supposed to be Hagrid?? The sign reminds me of Harry Potter's birthday cake in the Sorcerer's Stone (Happee Birthday Harry, I think it read.) But he looks like Sasquatch.

August 30, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterSarahC

is it just me, or does it look like Cinderallie is the victim of an ant infestation?

August 30, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterKelsey

Good grief! People, back away from the icing!! These are frightening - the eyes on the first one look like something from a Halloween fright-fest, the mouth on Jasmine is B.A.D., and what's with the shiny rows on Snow White?

Sometimes nothing says lovin' like a Sara Lee!!

August 30, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterof sage and sepia

the last pic really reminds me of chaca from land of the lost (awesome movie) loved the pics, the link at the end was even better though with the chinese theme park claiming minney was a cat with big ears XD you never dissapoint :)

August 30, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

It could be worse: [IMG][/IMG]

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wv: exprorin - these wreckerators were exprorin their creative options.

August 30, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterLet Them Eat Cake

As disturbing as they are, I'm surprised that what inspired me to comment this time is the name on "Pretty"'s cake. As one of the "Rabeka"'s of this world, I have to say that Hooked on Phonics apparently worked a LOT better for me!

August 30, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBecky

aww... I kinda love klutzy tinkerswell!

August 30, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Holy cow! I didn't know Disney had a line of "alternate dimension" Princesses.

August 30, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterKara

Yeeesh, Snow Light looks like she's gone 3 rounds in the ring with George Foreman!

But Mr. Not So Handsome is actually kinda cute in a way.

August 30, 2010 | Unregistered Commentercrownring

this is disney on drugs

August 30, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

All these cakes look like a good take off of the cartoon, Futurama.LOL

August 30, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterKate

Pretty looks like she belongs on the set of the next Twilight film.

August 30, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Wow ... "Pretty" is pretty scary. Especially the hands.
That last one looks a little bit like one of the monsters from "Where the Wild Things Are".

August 30, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBec

Nice blog! It makes me laugh.

August 30, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterSara Redd

I am guessing in this theme park all the princesses noses are missing and they look like they got run over by a steam roller lol. Scary, funny but oh so very scary. And of course one cake looks like it says Hoppy birthday on it.. man these wreckerators are just asking for trouble lol.

August 31, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterArlene

I have an instant thought on Disney whenever I see it, but I am not sure if I am allowed to post direct links here, so just youtube 'Tiny Toons Disndey". It is about 17 seocnds long, but you'll laugh. It is my instant (and basically only) responce today. i can see it rocking up in the next round of disney.

August 31, 2010 | Unregistered Commentershikishinobi

#1 Hoppy Birthday from the folks at Disney-Picasso Studios! Check the right arm attachment, for example. At least the right arm is there...

#2 Odd textures are probably not the key to avoiding copyright infringement on a cartoon character. Ditto deleting the nose or turning the character into a flapper.

#3 Tink looks much the worse for wear. In addition to the wardrobe malfunction, she seems to have sprained her left ankle. Anyone seen Peter Pan? Think I'll pass on the cake, but get me some eye bleach, stat.

#4 I guess it's true about salt water and hair. Funny how that is never an issue in cartoons...

#5 Snow Light certainly is shiny. What's the deal with the sinewy arms -- was Madonna the model?

#6 Poor Rabeya. I'm thinking 'Birthday' should have been on the left, under 'Happy'. It would look better, that's all. Really. What is that supposed to be -- a ghost with pink lips and red hair? One more thing -- where does anyone see hands?

#7 Somebody just had to go and give Cousin It a makeover. Couldn't leave well enough alone, could we. Good thing I have that 24-hour shock therapy place on speed dial...

Why is 'Nowhere Man' suddenly running in the background of my mind like a soundtrack while I mentally search the characters of 'The Phantom Tollbooth' for a match to 'Rogaine Ron'?

August 31, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterCraig

Haha, I love it!

August 31, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

That first one looks like it was painted by Picasso.

August 31, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterdragongoddess

Bahahahaha! I almost FELL OUT OF THE CHAIR at "Check Out My Cool Stuff," and "I Can't Talk, So Let's Make Out!"

oh man. Good stuff. You guys rock.

August 31, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAmanda

...Princess Yasmine...

Drop the E and that's the name of a popular birth control pill.

*falls over from laughing*

August 31, 2010 | Unregistered Commentercrystal

"Princess Yasmine" or Tori Spelling?

August 31, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterKellie

on Princess Yasmin[e]...
with a face like that, who needs birth control?!


August 31, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAmbry

What the HELL is that last one!???!!!

WV - tritche... That last cake makes me a rittle tritche...

September 1, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBADKarma!

Dear Sir and Madam: I would like to lodge a complaint about your services. I laughed so hard at this entry that my throat hurt and at times I couldn't breathe properly. Each time I calmed down, I continued to read, and the laughter would flare up again, causing more strain on my vocal cords. On more than one occasion, I fell over from the laughter.

Wait a minute... this isn't a complaint, it's a thank-you note! (Well, except for the pain. But there was no lasting damage, so I forgive you.)

Keep up the well-written hilarity!

September 1, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterClaireBear

Dear Princesses,
Stop with the lipo and collagen injections! You just aren't looking quite like YOURSELVES.....!

September 1, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMags

The "TinklesWell" cake says 'Felicidades', congratulations in Spanish.

That's pretty much why you don't see wreckporters from where I live, it's too easy a job.

September 1, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterLen

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