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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Where Dreams Come Through

Welcome to BisneyLand, the amusement park that's in no way affiliated with Disneyland, but is just as good - and cheaper, too!

Once you enter the gates of our mystical castle-land of joy, you'll be greeted by our lovely royal ladies:

Cinderallie and her clear resin shoes are always the hit of the ball.

Princess Yasmine and her flying doormat will show you a "whole 'nother world."

And TinklesWell the Winged Wonder is sure to be your day's #1 delight!

We also have fabulous entertainment:

Princess Areola and her pals Haddock, Skittle, and Captain Crabby Pants may prefer life "under the ocean," but they still enjoy singing their big musical numbers, "Check Out My Cool Stuff," and "I Can't Talk, So Let's Make Out!"

Kids young and old will love dancing with Snow Light and her seven short friends with beards:

They'll soon have you "Hee-Hawing" off to your own place of employment!

And don't forget Pretty, our good-looking girl:

And of course her friend Not-So-Handsome!

Together they invite you to "be our visitor!"

Anony M., Allison M., Clau, David I., Amanda S., Mona S., & Kristyn, how crazy would it be if a place like this actually existed? Oh, wait...

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Reader Comments (112)

TinkerWell's skirt is wayyyyy too short, Princess Areola looks like she would kick your butt if she had legs to do it with, SnowLight looks like Freddy Krueger, and Pretty looks like Boy George. I'm scared.

September 1, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Is it? Could it be? Is that last cake a Gobbledock?

Surley not. But still...

"Chippie, chippie, chippie..."

September 2, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterSharon

TinkersWell's skirt isn't quite long enough, is it? Ah well, all's fair in love and Bisneyland!

September 2, 2010 | Unregistered Commenteraimee_not_amy

Not so Handsome is kinda amazing! I so want that for my husband's 30th coming up.

September 2, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterLittle Lovables


September 3, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

"These are FREAKS!" said the 8yr old.

September 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterChantelle

I wish I hadn't just seen TinkerWell's nonprivate nonparts - Me too! haha xx

October 14, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterCupcakes Lady

Cinderella, Jasmine, and Belle don't have noses!! D: But I guess that's the least of their problems. XD

January 16, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Oh my god.

January 18, 2011 | Unregistered Commentercrimsion

How to pay for skin
cream and Doritos earrings?
Double as Bratz doll.

August 8, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterHaiku Joy

First time posting but oh my goodness. Hilarious comments with the pictures and by the commenters!
Apart from the Snow White one being hideous to look at, did anyone else notice it was for Amanda's 22ND birthday?!?!

December 2, 2013 | Unregistered Commenterclio44

I think I have posted on this link before. I feel so bad for these cake "decorators" I, myself one, but hate...hate doing faces. I have had a few turn out like this. I avoid them like the plague

January 23, 2014 | Unregistered Commenterjessica

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