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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Wednesday
Aug042010

What's This?

Earlier today John had the song "What's This?" from Nightmare Before Christmas stuck in his head.

After looking at these Wrecks, now *I* do.

 

What's this? What's this?
There's color everywhere


What's this?
There's white things in the air

 

What's this?


It's orange and so hairy - what's the deal with those two berries? I don't care!
What's this?


[bumpahbumpahbumpabumpabumpabBUM]

What's this? What's this?
I can't believe my eyes,


What's this?
A donkey tank surprise?

What's this? A swirly mass so curly, could the purple be too girly? Should this song be ending early? No we're going 'til we hurl-y!!

 

What's this?

 

Could it be, oh could it be? Did I get my wish?

Here's something that makes sense: a meteorite bird fiiiish!

What's this?

[dumpadumpadumpadumpbaBUM]

[wheeyouwheeyouwheeyouwhee...]

What's this? What's this? There's something very wrong!

What's this? That blue thing's really long.

What's this?

It's positively crappy, and yet I feel so happy, have I possibly gone sappy? I think I need a nappy 'cuz this song is kind of rappy so I guess I'll get a frappey and go shopping at the Gappy...

WHAT.

IS.

THIS?!?


S.K., Patrick T., Chris E., Reagan B., Rebekah W., Austin L., Alex S., Kaylyn M., & Mikaela, your guess is as good as mine.

 

Oh, and for your continued "enjoyment" I have a special treat today: while we were writing this post, John & #1 (aka "the other Jen") kept singing it to get the cadence right. This...got really entertaining.

So, I decided to tape them.

 

There were a few interruptions, but overall I think you'll find their rendition...um...well...just don't have the volume up too loud, k?

 

"Enjoy!"


 

(If you're wondering what my contribution is here, I'm the one doing the scrolling. And giggling.)

 

Update from john: Please note that no animals were harmed during the making of this video. :)

 

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Reader Comments (440)

Walter Bean: I want an FSM cake!

The first one is perfect for clown week, as that technicolor poo could have only been deposited by a clown...

August 6, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMay Destroyer

I can see the creativity in the comet bird/fish, though it is odd. But the extra cupcakes with the leaves and the little eyes are really weird! What are those supposed to be? And WHY!!!!

August 6, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterLindsey T

For the first one, considering the rainbow colouring and the swirl, isn't it a pile of unicorn poo?

August 6, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJeff

I love them. The look fun, cheerful,n personal and made with love. Something a lot of those posh pretty cakes don't have.

If it were my birthday I'd love one of these over one of those bakery ones. At least somebody cared more about me than just to buy me stuff

August 7, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMaya

WHERE IS THE VIDEO

August 7, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMF'n Poppins

I was thinking the first one might be what happens when you follow the skittles commercial and actually taste the rainbow.

August 7, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterDanElman

Was the video removed? I don't see any video in the post.

August 8, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBonnie

darn! sound didn't work on my computer.

August 8, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterClara

Loved the video! I really do have to stop reading the comments, though- the amount of people who just don't get it makes me way too depressed.

August 8, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Fantastic post! Impressive singing voices and irony all rolled into a Cake blog. Oh happy days... I can't believe you didn't crack up after the phone call (or was it edited out?). Just fantastic!

Physicsmom

August 9, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

I think this has to be my favorite CW post ever. I'm going to be singing "donkey tank surprise" all day. Love it...all of it.

August 9, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

And I almost cry laughed when she got off the phone.

And your voices....like the wingbeats of angels wafting joy down to us in envelopes of warm melted butter.

August 9, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMissNay

On the last picture...My son: It's a gingerbread man! My daughter: With muscles??

August 9, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAngela

I think the orange one is the weight watchers hungry monster
http://www.starling-fitness.com/archives/2009/05/03/weight-watchers-hungry-monster/

August 10, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterVanessa

http://www.hotheadgames.com/blog/?paged=4

First one is unicorn poop cake from hothead game's deathspank.

August 18, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterderek

I think the orange furry one is the weight-watchers "hungry" thing.

August 19, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBloodyWits

That first one looks like someone's fed food dye to their dog.

August 19, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterszaleniec1000

Number 3 is the flying spaghetti monster... I think.

August 25, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

I think when Jen says "her dog died" I have never been more surprised. Brilliant!

August 25, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAmy B

Hate to be picky, but ya already showed #2 in post "I'll have what they're having"
Apart from that, awesome post!!!!

August 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterSally D.

God, this blog is http://www.petsfunky.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/too-funny-lol-cat.JPG" rel="nofollow">TOO FUNNY!!!

OMG, I just realised, on the picture whoever made it splet "too" wrong!! Ah well, cake-wrecks tribute.

August 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterScarlett Robyn

My daughter and I were just looking at these, and the mangled duck looking thing made her respond like such, "I love chipmunks mommy!!!...they are so cute!!!..." I have been laughing so hard ever since.

October 30, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

This just made my day =^.^=

November 18, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMferg

#7 reminds me rather of a somewhat deformed and mysteriously red Dalek.

November 23, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

I must say I did the sing-a-long! It was an awesome song! :D I had to sing loud enough for my 3 year to help out! haha

December 30, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterElise

I wonder- does anyone here have ANY guesses for that last one?

January 1, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for restoring my faith in the human race. So happy now I might even pay attention to my children.

January 19, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterFunkee Mommee

Oh my gosh, that first cake had me cracking up!

February 7, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterShannon

Best Post Ever. =D

I must say....poor, poor Sean. What in god's name did he do to deserve that cake???? Does anyone know what it's supposed to be?

And Carrie...poor, girl. Poop cake with a swirl.

wv "rumpra" --quite appropriate for today's wrecks...or should I say "pooh-wrecks"

February 19, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterBhakti

I can always count on yall to make my eyes fill with tears of laughter every single day. LOVE IT

February 24, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterGlynda

I sincerely appreciate that John started, ala Kristen Chenowith, with the song "Popular" from "Wicked".

Classic post today. Classic.

February 24, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterTeechur

first and last picture: 'crapping a rainbow'

March 22, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

cracked up at the video!! i think it was especially awesome because john was singing popular at the beginning

March 22, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterpianoplayer373

Hilarious video! Is it just me, or is the phone call taken from a scene in Devil Wears Prada? And "#1"'s singing voice sounds suspiciously like Ann Hathaway...hmmm

March 23, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

the first one is unicorn poop : )

March 30, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Amazing. I didnt think I could laugh any harder, until the song. My abdomen hurts.

March 31, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterAmyLeslie

:) the first one is unicornpoop.com. No I am not joking.

April 2, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterEmi

I love the really small gap between saying "her dog died" then launching straight back into the crazy song, hilarious timing!

england.

April 15, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

You are HILARIOUS!!!!! Great video! Thanks for the laughs ;)
-Jane Reyes

May 20, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterjane

Haha!!
I loved the little Wicked intro to the video... It made me think that you all get to hang out singing songs from musicals, looking at hilariously terrible cakes, and making up silly songs.

I tip my hat to the three of you!

May 21, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJessica

and now the song is stuck in my head.. something like the orange thing was trying to escape a tupperware container in my fridge last time i peered in there...

June 3, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterkeepmumsane

oh my dear lord! That video was GREAT! I keep thinking that first picture looks like raindow unicorn poop...... lmao I LOVE THIS BLOG!

June 4, 2011 | Unregistered Commentermissred871

Rebecca; Seattle WA
The first cake looks like the unicorn poo you need to collect in a video game called DeathSpank! its hilarious.

I know have that song stuck in my head, so well done :p

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DeathSpank

June 20, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

The orange one with the "tentacles" is the Flying Spaghetti Monster... Google it :D

June 28, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Pic number one: "can YOU poop rainbows? I didn't think so!"
~Sherri

July 16, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterSherri M

Re: last one: pimp Gingerbread Man?

August 10, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterOokpik

Laughing so hard I'm wheezing...

August 15, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterAic1272

Ok Joey ( 6 yr Old) said #6 is either a DEAD Bird or maybe A DEAD FIsh, Don"t way thinks they R dead, LOL!
OMG i love Ur site I havent laugh this hard in yrs, I mibnt pee my pants, LOL, just kidding.

August 25, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterAnA4ever

A unicorn clearly shat on that first cake.

October 23, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterRachel

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