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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Somewhere in Germany...

"Tyler! Stop hitting your sister. Oh, look, hun! A bakery with an outdoor cafe! Let's stop in and get a treat for the kids. Whaddya say, Madison? Sound good?

"Oooh, wow, it all looks good! So hard to decide. Well, I think I'll get a couple of the chocolate donuts for the kids... Oh! And I'll have some of that cherry cheesecake. Yummy... hm? What's that, hun? Oh, ok. ...And my wife would like a big ol' slice of the dong cake, please!"

"Tyler! Get your face off the glass!"

Ah, Europe! You're so... European.

Thanks to Andrea G. (And yes, the smiley face really did have to be that big.)

Update: Listen! I really can't put the uncensored version up. (I know too many 9 year olds who read the blog.) But if you really want to see it, email me at comments(at) and I'll send it to you. Unless you're 9. In which case shame on you for even asking.

Update to the update: I have now sent out well over 300 uncensored dong cakes. I gotta tell you, if someone had asked me five years ago what I'd be doing in five years, I probably wouldn't have said, "Sending out explicit pictures of dong cakes to curious readers of our cake humor blog." I feel dirty. But in a good way.

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Reader Comments (109)

Is it cream filled?

PS, I live in a city in Australia called Wangaratta, known by locals as Wang.

October 2, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterstitchgroover

I made an elaborately sculpted dong cake once for a friend. I didn't put pics in my gallery for obvious reasons, but I used to list it and say people could email me for it. I got way, way, wayyyyyyy too many requests. Then I changed the listing to say I would not email pics anymore. I *still* got way, way, wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many requests. So I took the listings down.

People really like twinkies. That's all I have to say about that.

October 2, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterKimberly Chapman

You can see a bit of the uncensored dong cake in the reflection on the glass behind it... XD

October 14, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterSami

Thats too funny. Perv cakes! lol xx

October 14, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterCupcakes Lady

gute gute gute

October 29, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterIF

Oh my god i read your first line and i had just finished telling my son TYLER to stop hitting his sister MADISON!! then you made it much more fun with the GIANT smiley face!! Thanks

December 17, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

There's this bakery in Seattle, WA, that specializes in "off-color" cakes"...

February 25, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

When I first saw those kinds of things I just had to create a name for them: "marziporn"

July 15, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Epcot, Epcot, Epcot, PENIS! Epcot, Epcot, Epcot...

April 8, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterBrandy

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