"Hello, and welcome to the Systems Calibration Registry for Engineering Wireless Upgrades!
As you all know, this is a big year for our Brunswick team: they successfully released version 2007.18 last week!
"Great job, guys!
"Now, before we get started on our exciting 5-day agenda of software and development lectures, why don't we break the ice with a good old fashioned game of Telephone? Johnson, you start."
“Thanks and congratulations 2007.18 upgrade team.”
Carrier to Dorsman:
"Thanks and graduations! 2007 ate lean, up late teen."
Dorsman to Yates:
"Fangs and Conga lactations, tooth house and 7up! Clean up, laid Queen."
Yates to Lau:
"With all due respect, Governor, I do not own the rights to this monkey."
"Thanks and congratulations 2007.18 upgrade team."
Enjoy the convention, Ashley M! We'll be lecturing on Day 4 in the North Wing Restroom at 4:30 pm. See you there!
And yes, the cake really was supposed to read "Thanks and congratulations 2007.18 upgrade team."