Thanksgiving is coming, my friends, so here's a handy guide for identifying the goods in your local bakery:
1) Anything in a black hat is a pilgrim.
"Top o' the morning to ye!"
2) Anything in a blue headband is a Native American.
"Could I...BE any creepier?"
"Yep, I guess I could."
"Now let's get sweatin' to those oldies, ladies!"
3) Everything else is a turkey.
Thanks to Brittany W., Louise C., Angela B., Angelica W., Jenn, Dave B., & Samantha E., who figure that last wreck is worth at least two bucks.
Hey Austin! We'll see you tonight at 7pm. WOOHOO!!!