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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

News Bites

It's time again for Headlines, Cake Wrecks style.

So I guess that's the last time Lisa sings Mariah Carey songs on deck.

It's a [booby] trap!

Best-sellers include:

"Man Valley's Toot Sweet"

"Whispers of Warthog"

And the top seller, "Pink Pirate."

For manly men who enjoy the scent of rum, brine, cedar, and - of course - cotton candy.

Or maybe it was a microphone.

Which, come to think of it, would explain that really obscene PA announcement the other day...

Thanks to Alyssa B., Kathy B., Haley L., Jodi B., Camille W., and Naresh S., who think karaoke night just got a lot more interesting.

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Reader Comments (54)

hahahahaha- thanks I needed that!

BTW: What's up with that Dolphin's flipper? Or the extra one?

wv: dapho- A poor gentleman.

"He's a very dapho in his Sunday best"

March 26, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterPandora

At least the second pic is accurate with the rather large seams where it connects back to the "body"...

March 26, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

my 4yo daughter, and 5 yo old son literalyl fought out loud, anout whether that is a dolphin or a penguin... for about 20 minutes... it was BAD... bad wreckerator... bad, bad, bad...

March 26, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterblindconfusion8

I want that butt-crack cake! Wish I'd had that for my birthday!

April 5, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterChris

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