Contrary to popular belief, golf is not a complete waste of time. Many people, for example, use golf as a means to rid themselves of cumbersome money. Other, more talented players, actually use it as a means to rid themselves of cumbersome marriages.
So let's look at some golf cakes, shall we?
Now, golf courses come in all shapes and sizes, which allows for a wide range of difficulty, scenery, and funny faces:
"The bad news is that ball is to scale."
Which reminds me: would you believe the term "lead foot" originated in golf?
For = how you indicate who gets the ugly golf cake.
"Four" = *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk*