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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Thursday
Sep292011

And I Thought "Hole Pile" Sounded Bad

When it comes to naming pastries, you could say this bakery has really hit bottom:

But then, maybe this is a tongue-in-cheek kind of thing?

{Ew.}

Butt seriously, I'm sure these doughnuts are out of this world.

In fact, I bet they're really popular on Uranus.

[rimshot!]

 

Thanks to Robert F. for showing us what happens when you assume you know how to abbreviate "assorted."

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Reader Comments (101)

$2.99? What the heck? Maybe if they were made with mermaid scales and frosted with unicorn tears. Then I'd pay $2.99. Or maybe, like the assorted/a** debacle, the person putting the sign up meant to put $0.99 or maybe even $0.29. Who knows? XD!

February 28, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterMaddeline E. Finn

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