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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

The Best Unintentionally Obscene Halloween Cake EVER

"...but legend says that on the twenty-sixth of October the curse will return, and the vengeful One-Eyed Monster will rise again!  





Thanks to Melissa S. for the double header. 

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It's the gummy worms that disturb me the most. I can handle the c*ck, but not those gummy worms slithering around everywhere... Ewww!

October 27, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterAnon

I couldn't recreate that even if I tried! Ha ha! I love c**k nose!

October 27, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterAmanda

Sorry, not buying unintentional!!

October 27, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterKathy

Twenty-four hours later and I still can't breathe, laughing so hard that the hubby had to pound me on the back and pick me up off the floor . . . GET IT OFFFF!!!!

October 27, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterAdoAnnie

My name is Lush & I am a sugar addict.
You know, even I draw the line here!!
I'll take a pass mkthnxbai!! LOL

October 27, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterLush

When I showed this post to my hubby, he said "That gives a new meaning to 'sticking your nose into everybody's business!'"

October 27, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterElizabeth A.

Aside from the obvious.... That's supposed to be a CAKE? I can't even tell that this thing is supposed to be edible!

October 28, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJesia

I can't stop staring at it.

October 28, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterFluffy Cow

There is NO way that wasnt on purpose... ;-)

October 28, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterrainbocow

Do you really think that can be unintentional?

October 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterGary

My face leaves at noon... Be on it!

October 30, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterTani


October 30, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterTink

LOLOLOL!!! Awesomeness!

October 31, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterLisa

What the frack was that wreckorator thinking? Definitely deliberate.

As an aside, a month ago, that would have just hurt too much to contemplate. Laughing as hard as I just have been would have caused serious pain. But I'm six weeks past having my mitral valve replaced, now and my chest is mostly healed.

November 1, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterrocketride

After all this time, haven't you yet invented a magic spell that will help me unsee what I just saw...oh my eyes...

November 2, 2012 | Unregistered Commentergabsmom

Holy hotpants, cakeman...what artist (?) did that?

November 13, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterwoodcrestfoodlady

No way, it's 100 times intentional, and very bad test indeed LOL

November 16, 2012 | Unregistered Commentermisstatouille

Am I the only one that thinks it's...uh...nose kind of looks like it's made out of bread? I know that's not nearly as amusing as what else it looks like, but I'm kind of curious.

December 2, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterAurora

BRAIN BLEACH PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY CAN'T I UNSEE IT???? I am scarred for life, and my mind may never get out of the gutter...

April 7, 2013 | Unregistered Commenterdolphin

WHOA THERE! A middle finger would be the better of the two things I see...

April 17, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterWreckophile #1

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