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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Monday
Dec312012

Tonight's The Night!

I gotta feeling
That tonight's gonna be a good night


That tonight's gonna be a GOOD night

 

That tonight's gonna be a good good niii-ii-iight.

 

That's right, my friends, and now here's everyone's favorite Black-Eyed Pea to continue serenading us!

Tonight's the night!

Let's wreck it up!
I got my BuBBlY:

Let's throw it up!


Go out and SMASH it

Like, good and trod!


Put on this tree hat:

I'll call you Todd!


Fill up my cup!

MAVEL TOV!


Look at her dancing:

Woo! Take it off!

 

Er, I think I'm going to stop you there, Mr. Pea, thank you.

And for the rest of you, let me just say:

With extra sprinkles on top.

Stay safe tonight, everyone, and have a wonderful New Year's Eve!

 

Thanks to Jenn K., Kristen M., Cielo C., Chioke H., Antonia S., Lea E., Anony M., Kati B., Caylin C., & Michelle S. for playing us out of 2012 in style.

 

P.S.

Oh, and this one's for all the early-bird grandparents out there:

"Well, it's 9:05. HAPPY NEW YEAR!"

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Reader Comments (53)

Girl, that is my JAM, I always play that before I go out, so this post had me rollin'! Funniest in ages, on a consistently funny site-- well done! Happy New Year, you froody chick you!

January 2, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterStorm

Wow this post practically wrote itself- nice job Jen!

January 2, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterElizabeth T

The bean/ black eyed pea is a sign of good luck. He was cute. I may be dense, but what does an elephant have to do with new years?

January 3, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterJulie

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