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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Thursday
Mar292012

Sheep Who Must Not Be Named

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Thanks to Kellee W. for making the dark lord look sheepish.

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Reader Comments (132)

Dear heaven above! *backing away from desk* P-P-PLEASE....make it go away. T_T

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterCristi

You'd think I'd learn not to be drinking anything when I read this stuff! Lmao!

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterSarah

KILL IT!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!! AND SALT THE GROUND AFTER IT'S BURIED!!

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterDenita TwoDragons

I think I'm going to have nightmares!

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterTanya

Why does it have two sets of ears? This is sooo wrong in sooo many ways.

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterMonique in TX

Maybee that sheep´s been woolblind and just had a wigging? And now it´s all "ooohh the lights! Whooo-hooo!!"

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterMental_Mama

That there is 'Harold'. He's one of those most dangerous of animals -- a clever sheep.

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterCraig

So hysterically funny!!! :) As usual, the comments make it even funnier!! Stifling laughs & grinning like that sheep. LOL. :P

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered Commenteranony mouse

I want this cake. It's horrifying and I want it!

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterStephanie

That baker has been watching the Deathly Hallows, part 2 far too many times.

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterKina

From the creators of the Silence of the Lambs comes the epic tale of 'The Sheep that would not shut up'

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterAnaA

The war on whimsy:
Tie yellow ribbon round the
old ovine. Then run!

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterHaiku Joy

Oh my. I 've never laughed so much at a cake before this one.

I think you just found your new book cover. I know i would proudly display it, and watch my guests horrified/amused faces when they see "him".

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterEmmyn

First mad cow's disease... now mad sheep's disease?!

Hide yo' kid, hide yo' goat.

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterLori

That looks like my oldest brother when he is into mischief. Stupid grin. lol Man that thing is ugly. lol But really funny.

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterTerrie

Absolution horrifying!

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterWendy

I love Timmy! But I'm glad the wreckerators did not try to actually make replica of him (or Shaun). That would be horrifying.

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterVicki

Is it supposed to be Donkey from Shrek in a bunny costume? Anyway, I think I'm scarred for life now.

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterLisa T

That has to be one of the first times I've actually yelled "AHHHHHHH!" while looking at CW and I've been surfing the site for a year now. Wow. That is the creepiest cake ever.

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterCindy

LOL LOL I scared myself when I saw that! LOL

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJean

I actually exclaimed in terror when I saw this! Then I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes.

That thing is terrifying!

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered Commenternightliz

First picture: He's kinda cute.

Plus

Second picture: uh-oh

Third picture: more horrifying than previously anticipated.

You guys rock. The way these pictures lead to that cake . . . shudder.

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterKristy

"The entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth..."

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterAmberK

*high pitched scream lasting as long as it takes for me to pass out*

Horrifying!

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJen

OK, really.

What is with these cakes for the past couple of days? I thought the Frankenbaby with Fists of Steel was bad, but this is just completely inexplicable. Underbite Sheep with Exophthalmia? Just jaw-droppingly bizarre.

Once again I ask: Do bakers REALLY expect people to eat these? They ARE cakes, yes??

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterFM

zoomom and Sharyn... brilliant

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterSammi

That is terrifying!

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterThey Call Me Crafty

I can't stop looking at it and laughing. I would totally buy this cake just because of how bad funny it is. It's Shaun of the Sheep mets Shaun of the Dead! Bwahahaha!

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterRixie

some people are asking how a baker could make a sheep like this... i think the question is why?

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered Commentermn_me

that is the scariest cake I have ever seen

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered Commenternebuchudnessar

I love Harry Potter!!!! And I thought-no, I KNOW that Voldemort doesn't have a nose. The sheep doesn't have a nose either, where did they get it from??? I still want that cake. I know it's weird, but it's bloody brilliant somehow. (I'm thinking of Ron now) Loving the comments too! And remember: "Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself"' ~Dumbledore, book 1.

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterHermione's unknown twin

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE! D:

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterEmily

OMG!! poor poor Timmy.

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterHairball

Spot. On. *shudders*

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterTinaMc

This...this is one of the most amazing cakes EVER.

I want this so badly.

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterTigerAngel2

ThinkGeek posted this on their Facebook with a shout out to Cake Wrecks!

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterLadyBeckett

How DARE they desecrate MY FAVORITE SHEEPS!

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterSherri D

gaah - that's horrifying

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJill Liles

*screams and runs in fear*

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterTekoa

Poor Timmy!!! He doesn't deserve that!!!! ;(

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterRachel

Don't get Wooldemort angry or he'll cast Baaaavada Kedavra on you. (That's either the Killing Curse or the Knitting Curse - the latter of which forces you to endlessly knit wool sweaters for everyone.)

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterTechyDad

"Cake of the baker, unwillingly given. Talent of the decorator, willingly sacrificed. Cash of the customer, forcibly taken. The Dark Sheep shall rise again."

This made my day!

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterelizabeth

okay, so I'm sending out mad love (non-creepy variety) to Sharyn, zoomom, SuzieQ and RZ...the post had me snicker and just being so proud to have met Jen but the comments make me want to hold a CW convention so we can all meet!!!

that last one- I couldn't find the funny. this one- has me laughing and really wanting that cake for my very own. and I would love him and hug him and call him George.

(P.S. I always have mad love for J, J(thoJ) and the whole CW crew so don't think I disrespected them.)

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterBarbara Anne

Y'know what it looks like? Ren from Ren and Stimpy! In a Bunny costume! For Easter!
Yeah, man!!

Dear God, I literally jumped when I scrolled down and saw that in full.

And for pity's sake, why the bunny bonnet ? On a sheep. A creepy sheep with tombstone teeth and Marty Feldman's eyes.

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterG F Taylor

I must learn not to check Cake Wrecks right before bedtime. *shudder*

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterPhil

@Barbara Anne: Group Hug! Wouldn't it be great if all the regulars -- and anyone else who wants to come -- could get together in the bunker for a game of Balderdash and some snacks? (I'll bet Craig would bring Theardare if we asked nicely...)

March 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterSharyn

Oh great, thanks Mary. Now I'm going to be snickering through the easter service at church. Although I usually find something to snicker about at church.

March 30, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterLetitia

oh my gosh! I can't not look at it! That is so disturbing on so many levels.

March 30, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterSandy

I swear that sheep looks just like a character I've seen, but I can't place it. Not the Pixar thing.

And Caroline B, I've seen Black Sheep. For reals.

March 30, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterA. Non!

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