Making a castle cake?
Then here's a tip (or seven):
Photo removed at the baker's request. Please enjoy this lovely picture of Epcot.
Always use protection.
As you can see, King Richard erected a castle here so safe it's absolutely guaranteed that nothing comes in OR out, no matter how hard the wind blows.
ACTUAL CONVERSATION I JUST HAD WITH JOHN:
John: "Uh, Jen, it was King Arthur, not King Richard."
Me: [deadpan stare]
John: "Oh! Ahahahaa! Ok, I like where your head's at."
Me: "Tell it to King Richard, dude."
A seven turret salute to Sarah for finding a cake where the rubber meets the moat.