[dramatic voice-over guy]: "Today, on Ghost Taunters International, the team travels to Geneva to investigate an ancient spa slaughterhouse that was also used as an asylum for homicidal clowns."
"Uh...guys? Does the fountain always do that?"
"Where tortured souls, rubber noses, and victims of unspeakable beauty treatments lie in wait..."
"There's something in the water. THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE WATER."
[sounds of scuffling]
"Oh, never mind. It's just some disembodied arms. And maybe a child's head."
"PHEW! For a second there, I thought we'd found a cold spot."
"And dark forces seem to be lurking...in the dark."
"Ok, who brought the dog?"
"Are these wayward spirits trying to break free from their unearthly shackles and actually make contact?"
"Okay, I've got a plan. Stay close...stay close!...and..."
"Oh. Sorry, Leslie. But really, you might consider laying off the white powder and mascara."
"What shocking new evidence will be revealed in the team's quest for proof of the supernatural?"
[gasping] "OMIGOSH. Someone said my name. Did you hear that? Something said, 'Leslie.' I swear! Did you hear it?"
"I dunno; sounded more like 'Cream Cheese' to me."
"I heard 'Velveeta.'"
"Anyone else getting hungry?"
"Or could these spirits be up to more serious funny business?"
"The clowns are angry. I can feel it."
"Ok, if there are any clowns down here, could you please give us another sign? Maybe this time without killing our camera man?"
"Will the team find answers in this circus/spa/slaughterhouse?"
"This was the seaweed wrap room, wasn't it?"
"How did you know?"
"Just a hunch."
"Or will they face their greatest challenge yet?"
"Ug. You know, in this infrared your pores look DISGUSTING. Seriously. You should, like, exfoliate or something."
"Find out, on Ghost Taunters, International!"
Thanks to Cynthia C. booturtle, Teri P., Natalie B., Chris C., Lyn W., Diana M., & Anna M. for the MASS HYSTERIA.