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Jul102012
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What's a Wreck?
A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.
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NO. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Can't make me eat that.
And that would be a scroll-down wreck! When I opened the page I thought I was seeing something like bear ears and a bow headband. I wondered what the face might look like that would get this kinda tacky but probably cute little girl bday cake wrecked. I was NOT prepared for that. I gasped so loud I scared my 3 year old. Yikes!
That's a rough way to start the work day...egads...
Love the Austin Powers vid!
THEEEEE creepiest thing I have seen...well...since that dead looking baby cake. Wow, next time post a warning. LOL
OMG, that is horrendous. Austin Powers is fine, but that cake is simply not edible by anyone with an ounce of taste in their bodies. I love cake, but I'll pass on this nightmare! It's giving me the creeps!
O.O
*blink*
*blink*
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, 'Get in mah belleh!!!'
Sung to "Purple People Eater"
Well I saw this thing comin' out of her womb
Spontaneously, like it ran out of room
I commenced to shakin' and I said, "Dear me!"
Looks like a one-armed zombie baby to me!
It was a one-armed, big-nosed, fondant-covered zombie baby
(One-armed, big-nosed, fondant-covered zombie baby)
A one-armed, big-nosed, fondant-covered zombie baby
Sure looked strange to me.
Then the hostess came, she was actin' so nice
She looked at me, "Would you like a big slice?"
Up until that point she'd looked sane to me
Who'd want to eat a piece of zombie baby?
It was a one-armed, big-nosed, fondant-covered zombie baby
(One-armed, big-nosed, fondant-covered zombie baby)
A one-armed, big-nosed, fondant-covered zombie baby
Sure looked strange to me.
That whimpering you hear? Don't worry. It's just me.
Great. Now I have to go bleach my eyes.
Snookie's baby is here?
OMG so gross. I pity the guests at this baby shower having to see this in person. Blech >_<
Fondant covered zombie baby indeed.
good grief! who on EARTH would think this appropriate? I wonder how much of the cake was left at the end of the party. (I'd bet quite a lot of it.) I know my weight watcher leader would be glad, cos eating that thing would be impossible and I'd save a LOT of points!
Wow....nicely executed - but wrong on so many levels!!!
That is so wrong, so, so, wrong. Why would any one do that.
NO. JUST NO.
EEEeeeeeeeek!!
I just yelled "OH SWEET LORD THEY DIDN'T"
I'm so sad because they did and it's going to cause me nightmares for weeks to come.
Craig, how many copies of that "unsee" machine do you have handy?!! If we ever needed Theadare, now is the time!!
wow. that is so gross.
Okay, that was just horrific.
Great goggly moogly, I was not prepared for that when I scrolled down.
This cake begs the question: "What's next?" What next horror will cake "decorators" come up with to trump this trend? I shudder to think.
Gross.
Zebra ribbon nice
must suppress gag reflex now
Fetch the brain bleach please
@Sharyn - awesome as always! :) (I LOVE that song!)
Oh, sweet Jesus!
... the only words that came to mind when I saw this was: "Dear God, is this snookie's baby shower cake?"... Sad thing to think about is, is that she or someone probably planned/is planning a similar cake for her baby shower, given who she is. And the animal print. *shudder*
I've honestly all lost my desire to eat cake.
"fondant-covered zombie babe" = Awesome :)
I wonder though, would the cake be AS bad if the baby were cutsey cartooney.
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (Kermit Flail) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Was not prepared for that very nasty, gross, disgusting "What were they THINKING?!" ..... THING .... that appeared.
Oh my holy hell, that's AWFUL!!!
I sure wish I could un-see that.
Oh, NO they didn't!
Incidentally though, Sharyn's Zombie baby song is AWESOME!
Why? WHY!?!
SHaryn hehehe XD I wonder why anyone would want a cake that creeps them out D: That is wrong on so many levels. Can't...unsee... O_o
That high pitched scream of horror? Yeah, that was me. Sorry if I broke any glasses.
Pefect horror-film font. Unable to type more right now.
*cowering under desk*
There are no words!
Oh my goodness!!! That's the most horrid cake I've seen! Shudder...
Are you FREAKIN' KIDDING ME???? I have no more words.
Laugh: Yes
Show this to Parent # 1: Maybe
Show this to Parent # 2: HECK NO!!!
(There's reasons for not telling you which one is #1 and which is #2. One of them is that you SO would NOT understand!!!)
Well, y'know.. It's not entirely the baker's fault. SOMEone actually must have asked for a cake like this. Amazing.
Sharyn must live on the East Coast, because I am *looking* t this at 8:15 am on the West Coast and no one is that creative this early in the morning. Kudos, Sharyn!
Holy Hell! That is terrifying!
Not groovy, baby.
*deep breath*
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
A scroll-down wreck indeed!! Kudos to Sharyn to make this cake bearable!! :)
That's the grossest, most tasteless.... EW EW EW EW
I have now reverted back to sucking my thumb and crying. Sweet Bejeebus!!
well, you have a new winner for grossest baby coming out of belly cake. I really think this rivals the newborn on the surgical tray for things that should never ever be made of cake. http://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2011/11/1/you-remind-me-of-the-babe.html
run away...run away...run away !!!!!!!!!
OMG why isn't that a Halloween cake? replace the pink with orange and it's ...disturbingly perfect?