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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Tuesday
Jul102012

Peek-A-BOO!

 

 

Thanks to anony m. for making sure we're all *really* awake this morning.

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Reader Comments (141)

NO. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Can't make me eat that.

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterFM

And that would be a scroll-down wreck! When I opened the page I thought I was seeing something like bear ears and a bow headband. I wondered what the face might look like that would get this kinda tacky but probably cute little girl bday cake wrecked. I was NOT prepared for that. I gasped so loud I scared my 3 year old. Yikes!

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterNiki A

That's a rough way to start the work day...egads...

Love the Austin Powers vid!

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterAuntie Em

THEEEEE creepiest thing I have seen...well...since that dead looking baby cake. Wow, next time post a warning. LOL

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterclaire

OMG, that is horrendous. Austin Powers is fine, but that cake is simply not edible by anyone with an ounce of taste in their bodies. I love cake, but I'll pass on this nightmare! It's giving me the creeps!

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterDonkaloosa

O.O
*blink*
*blink*
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, 'Get in mah belleh!!!'

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterSuzieQ

Sung to "Purple People Eater"

Well I saw this thing comin' out of her womb
Spontaneously, like it ran out of room
I commenced to shakin' and I said, "Dear me!"
Looks like a one-armed zombie baby to me!

It was a one-armed, big-nosed, fondant-covered zombie baby
(One-armed, big-nosed, fondant-covered zombie baby)
A one-armed, big-nosed, fondant-covered zombie baby
Sure looked strange to me.

Then the hostess came, she was actin' so nice
She looked at me, "Would you like a big slice?"
Up until that point she'd looked sane to me
Who'd want to eat a piece of zombie baby?

It was a one-armed, big-nosed, fondant-covered zombie baby
(One-armed, big-nosed, fondant-covered zombie baby)
A one-armed, big-nosed, fondant-covered zombie baby
Sure looked strange to me.

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterSharyn

That whimpering you hear? Don't worry. It's just me.

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterTaraD

Great. Now I have to go bleach my eyes.

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterCookieD'oh

Snookie's baby is here?

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered Commentermaggiew

OMG so gross. I pity the guests at this baby shower having to see this in person. Blech >_<

Fondant covered zombie baby indeed.

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterVickie

good grief! who on EARTH would think this appropriate? I wonder how much of the cake was left at the end of the party. (I'd bet quite a lot of it.) I know my weight watcher leader would be glad, cos eating that thing would be impossible and I'd save a LOT of points!

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJamie Jo

Wow....nicely executed - but wrong on so many levels!!!

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterAnnie

That is so wrong, so, so, wrong. Why would any one do that.

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterOnly Me

NO. JUST NO.

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterMyra

EEEeeeeeeeek!!

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterGary

I just yelled "OH SWEET LORD THEY DIDN'T"
I'm so sad because they did and it's going to cause me nightmares for weeks to come.

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterBittenUsagi

Craig, how many copies of that "unsee" machine do you have handy?!! If we ever needed Theadare, now is the time!!

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterEla

wow. that is so gross.

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterErin

Okay, that was just horrific.

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterPeachkins

Great goggly moogly, I was not prepared for that when I scrolled down.
This cake begs the question: "What's next?" What next horror will cake "decorators" come up with to trump this trend? I shudder to think.

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterAnnie

Gross.

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJenn

Zebra ribbon nice
must suppress gag reflex now
Fetch the brain bleach please

@Sharyn - awesome as always! :) (I LOVE that song!)

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterGrnEyes6

Oh, sweet Jesus!

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterManda

... the only words that came to mind when I saw this was: "Dear God, is this snookie's baby shower cake?"... Sad thing to think about is, is that she or someone probably planned/is planning a similar cake for her baby shower, given who she is. And the animal print. *shudder*

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterNicole Marie

I've honestly all lost my desire to eat cake.

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterPaula B

"fondant-covered zombie babe" = Awesome :)

I wonder though, would the cake be AS bad if the baby were cutsey cartooney.

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterAmy

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (Kermit Flail) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Was not prepared for that very nasty, gross, disgusting "What were they THINKING?!" ..... THING .... that appeared.

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterMaureen

Oh my holy hell, that's AWFUL!!!

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterChiTown Girl

I sure wish I could un-see that.

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterHeather

Oh, NO they didn't!

Incidentally though, Sharyn's Zombie baby song is AWESOME!

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterPeaches

Why? WHY!?!

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterRBlack

SHaryn hehehe XD I wonder why anyone would want a cake that creeps them out D: That is wrong on so many levels. Can't...unsee... O_o

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered Commentermindy1

That high pitched scream of horror? Yeah, that was me. Sorry if I broke any glasses.

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterStacy G.

Pefect horror-film font. Unable to type more right now.

*cowering under desk*

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterAlison

There are no words!

Oh my goodness!!! That's the most horrid cake I've seen! Shudder...

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterLaura

Are you FREAKIN' KIDDING ME???? I have no more words.

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterStephanie

Laugh: Yes
Show this to Parent # 1: Maybe
Show this to Parent # 2: HECK NO!!!

(There's reasons for not telling you which one is #1 and which is #2. One of them is that you SO would NOT understand!!!)

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterMeaghan

Well, y'know.. It's not entirely the baker's fault. SOMEone actually must have asked for a cake like this. Amazing.

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterSue

Sharyn must live on the East Coast, because I am *looking* t this at 8:15 am on the West Coast and no one is that creative this early in the morning. Kudos, Sharyn!

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterLaura

Holy Hell! That is terrifying!

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterAli

Not groovy, baby.

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterA.Germany

*deep breath*

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterDenita TwoDragons

A scroll-down wreck indeed!! Kudos to Sharyn to make this cake bearable!! :)

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered Commenteranony mouse

That's the grossest, most tasteless.... EW EW EW EW

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered Commentergothchiq

I have now reverted back to sucking my thumb and crying. Sweet Bejeebus!!

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterTor2ga

well, you have a new winner for grossest baby coming out of belly cake. I really think this rivals the newborn on the surgical tray for things that should never ever be made of cake. http://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2011/11/1/you-remind-me-of-the-babe.html

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterSarah

run away...run away...run away !!!!!!!!!

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterjuliebt

OMG why isn't that a Halloween cake? replace the pink with orange and it's ...disturbingly perfect?

July 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterAudax

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