Lucky for these hapless, hopeless wrecks, a group of mighty protectors have risen to...um...protect...and stuff.
We call them...
The Barely There® Ninja Bears!
Many bakeries have already employed this team of highly-dangerous bears to safeguard their most ridiculed desserts.
With years of ninja training and camouflage mastery, these deadly assassins hide in plain sight.
The "poostronaut bear" is a popular disguise for ruthless killing machines:
"I am a ruthless killing machine."
There is no match for this vicious blood-thirsty beast, cleverly disguising himself as an overly-frosted sheepdog:
With ninja bear protection, wrecked cakes and cookies can be proudly displayed on the top shelf, with every hope of actually being purchased.