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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Friday
Aug312012

A Mary Sing-Along

(In case you need a refresher:)

 

Iiiiit's....

Stupid-gobs-of-frosting-turned-into-a-scene-of-grossness

Can’t the wreckerators tell when something looks atrocious?



This is not a cake that would be served by any hostess!

Stupid-gobs-of-frosting-turned-into-a-scene-of-grossness!


  So many times when I buy cakes I find it quite absurd


 How often bakery frosting can look like a pile of turds


Or oozing sores…


 or vomit piles… 


or glistening, ruptured spleens

I just want a dessert that won't turn of all of my guests green!

Oh…..

Stupid-gobs-of-frosting-turned-into-a-scene-of-grossness

 


Can’t the wreckerators tell when something looks atrocious?



This is not a cake that would be served by any hostess

 

Stupid-gobs-of-frosting-turned-into-a-scene-of-grossness!


(Move that away a little, I'm gonna die)

(Move that away a little, I'm gonna die)



Thanks to Kelly C., Paul W., Caitlin & Nanoo, Sue W., Jennifer S., Greg K., Dylan W., Lisa T., Heidi B., Jennifer H., and the always-amazing Sharyn for the song re-write!

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Reader Comments (116)

Awesome awesome awesome version of that song! Of course it is now forever ruined (along with many a Christmas songs) but totally worth it. I just pray that every time I sing this new and improved version that I am not seeing the images that goes along with it!

September 1, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterShannon

the last one looks like a tiki in a grass skirt- there's two indentations for eyes, a bump of a nose and a frowny mouth!! No, I didn't intend to look that closely but it actually helped.

@mel and Sharyn I do so love you both!

I just watched PB last night so "to the pain" OR "inconceivable." Either one works.

@RPainter OR is Weird Al the person Sharyn allows to take all public credit so she can enjoy a private life, hmmmm?

September 1, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterBarbara Anne

I dunno, I think those things on the 'spleen' look more like pretty bird's eggs...

Yeah, it's just a big bird's nest! To be precise, a bird's nest with dunnock, grey heron, song thrush, sedge warbler and great skau eggs in- my Grandpa the bird expert'd love that cake. (Yeah, I Google'd them.)

September 1, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterIAmWreckGar

Morning sickness and this post did not mix well. Super gross!

September 1, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterSarah

Barbara Anne -- I feel the same way about you. That's one of the great thing about Cake Wrecks -- I know all these wonderful people I've never actually met. (I still think we should plan "Wreck*Con," though...)

September 1, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterSharyn

Hack! Urk! Gag! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

September 1, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterroboey

<"Move that away a little, I'm gonna die."> BAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

September 1, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterTiffany

@Barbara Anne -- you are soooo kind, and you make me blush, and you know that you are loved in return in a Cake Wreck family, non-stalking kind of way....also...I have to agree with Sharyn -- it is so wonderful to have so many "invisible" friends here, but I secretly wish we could all get together for dinner....can you imagine just how much fun that would be!

September 1, 2012 | Unregistered Commentermel

I *knew* Sharyn wrote this as soon as I saw it! She's got some serious talent!

September 2, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterValerie

Ah, Barbara Anne, that is a slightly wicked conspiracy theory. I like it. It's true that you never see Sharyn and Weird Al together.

September 2, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterRPainter

I so needed this post! Not to be a downer, but my friend had a miscarriage and my father was diagnosed with cancer this week. I have be down in the dumps for a few days. I am now laughing so hard that I'm crying!!! This is a great turn of events for me...happy tears instead of sad!

September 2, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterRachel

This is genius

September 2, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJW

DELICIOUS~! MHMmmMMMmm~ <3

September 5, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterNekomk

Ohmagosh! You are so HILARIOUS!! This is brilliant. The cakes are so nasty, this shouldn't be this much fun!

September 6, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterMichelle

OMG that is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : D : D : D : D

September 18, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterIvy

#7 would almost be pretty... Except it is decorated with Easter egg spleens. Yucko.

January 31, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterWreckophile

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