Alright class, settle down.
Take your seat, sharpen those No. 2's and use your inside voice, because we're going back to school!
I hope you are prepared with all the necessary school supplies you'll need this year:
paper, pencils, rulers, notebooks...
...and one ridiculously realistic looking chalkboard eraser made of fondant.
All set? Let's continue...
First, let's go over some classroom rules.
#1. I expect homework to be turned in promptly every morning.
By Cake Central member Kello
And sweet little notes like this will not earn you extra credit.
(Just kidding, they totally will.)
Rule #2. No ipods or cellphones will be tolerated in class.
By Erin Salerno
Keep them in your backpacks or I will have to confiscate them. Also, do not bring makeup to school, or I will borrow, er, confiscate that as well.
Rule #3. Keeping pets in lockers is not allowed.
However, you are allowed to keep sexy shoes and a chandelier in your locker, should you so desire. Just know that I will think you both awesome and strange if you do.
(Can we pause for a moment to appreciate the fact that this thing looks to be life-size and is MADE OUT OF CAKE?! I give it an A+!)
Moving on, I try not to assign seats unless absolutely necessary...
...or if I feel like using these cute little crayon name-tags. So what if you're in high school, Erica? The point is they're totes adorbs.
And speaking of adorable, how cute is this rainbow spilling out of a paint-can cake?
By Arte de Ka
This is why we need arts in schools, people!
Which reminds me, there have been several budget cutbacks this year, so you are now required to provide your own art supplies.
(I love that the baker was committed to making such a uniform set of markers and pencils, whereas I would have probably taken the easy way out and just painted some stick candy. Or the easier way out: real markers. Or the easiest way out: cookies.)
And students, it's a good idea to start preparing now for all those standardized tests, so make sure you have a top-of-the-line calculator.
Or, at the very least, one that doesn't run on solar power.
(None of this looks like cake! NONE of it! Incredible.)
Well, that's the bell!
So go line up at the (insanely cute VeggieTales) bus, and I'll see you all bright and early tomorrow!
Photo by Katie Whitcomb, but the baker isn't listed. Anyone know?
And don't forget, homework is due in the morning! No excuses! I mean it!
Yep, I think this is going to be a great year.
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