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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Wednesday
Dec112013

Winter Blunderland

Those bell things

Are they listing?

 

Yellow snow

Stomach's twisting

 

Unusual sight

He's happy tonight

Gawking in a winter blunderland.

 

Gone awaaay
is the bluebird

In his plaaace
is a reinturd

 

My feeling is strong

That this is all wrong

Gawking in a winter blunderland.

 

This is really quite the bug-eyed snowman!

I'd just rather not see him around

 

He'll say, "Won't you buy me?"
I'll say, "No, man!"

"You've even got the penguins feeling down!"

 

We should kiiill
this with fire

 

I think thiiis
is expired

 

The way Rudy's splayed:

He may need first aid.

Gawking in a winter blunderland.

 

Let's sing the praises of Mike M., Lena C., Grainne A., Adam S., Tara K., Jessi C., Michael B., Kendra M., Dan E., and Amy N.

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Reader Comments (88)

BB, My parents quote Frank Zappa all the time. Glad to see they aren't the only ones who will bust out with a line from him.

December 11, 2013 | Unregistered Commenterfluffy-girl

As someone who is working through some serious holiday-related depression, you really lift my spirits each and every day. God Bless You CakeWrecks!

December 11, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterJen

Brava Sharyn! Bravissima! I giggled all the way through- AND I might add- had the tune and HARMONIES in my head the whole post! Hilarious!

December 11, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterNicole S

Happy Birthday @Chelsea!

December 11, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterJodee

Brava Sharyn Brava from me also!!! INSPIRED!!!!!

Glad I was not the only one who looked at the penguis and said awwwww...I want to take him home! (altho cuddling was not what was in my mind!!!!)

December 11, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterWildDuck

Snorkled (laughing so hard you snort) my way thru this post. Sharyn wins the internet!!

December 11, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterH.C.

Somebody really needs to record this and make a slide show to go with the music. MAKE THIS A REALITY, PEOPLE MORE TALENTED THAN ME!

December 11, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterClaire

Remind me not to look at the site while I'm giving a quiz! The students wonder why their prof is snorting!
This was my favorite CakeWrecks page ever!

December 11, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterProfessor Ames

I was scrolling through the post when I got to "happy" gingerbread man and had to call my husband over to see. So I started back from the top (singing the song this time) and when we got to gingerbread man, my hubby said, "He's definitely pointing north!" Gives new meaning to North Pole, eh? Ha ha!

December 11, 2013 | Unregistered Commentersandy

I seriously sang this... O.o The cheerful tune makes my eyes hurt less

December 11, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterLydia

What are those little things with eyeballs on the reinturd? Or rather, what are they supposed to be?

Sharyn, a masterpiece.
@Nancie, love that video.

It's a good day.

December 11, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterKnittedbooties

I thought those "bells" were human lungs. And the heart was missing. An x-ray of the Grinch?

And "Kill it with fire". BWA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAA!

December 11, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterDances with Lasagna

"You've even got the penguins feeling down!" just about made me fall down with laughter. Well done, Sharyn!

As for the cakes - oh my. They're all hilarious, but I just have to wonder, *what* is up with that four-pink-snow-piles-and-one-brown-turd creation? It makes it all the funnier when you can't even guess what they were going for...

December 11, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterSeabird

Is it just me, or do those "snow balls" look like...boobies?

December 11, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterTeal

i was told by some children the first one looked like mittens

December 11, 2013 | Unregistered Commenterkira

Oh, Sharyn...you are something else! A really GREAT something else! I knew it had to be your writing before I even reached the end. And oh my, those cakes (I use the word loosely) are atrocious.
Hey Jen: Good job recognizing, and nabbing, the talented Ms. Sharyn!
Reinturd...unbelievable!

December 11, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterBlossom

Super-Happy Gingerbread Man sez, "No Turkey Merkin required!"

December 11, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterBADKarma

OK - sad penguin is sad. But what I really want to know is what in the heck is that green thing in the background????

December 11, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterValkyrie

This is fantastic! My new favorite song! Merry Christmas!

December 11, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterKathleen Quinn

Another great song, Sharyn!

December 11, 2013 | Unregistered Commenterkbirdcarr

Sharyn, as always, I bow to your incredible genius! And to you, Sendingtheclowns, LOVE it!! To Poody Rudy... uh you have something in your eyes. Ack!!

December 11, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterGroovyGirl

Sharyn, brilliant as always!!! @sending -- toooo funny! I'm laughing so hard that he dog is looking at me funny.

I'm glad #3 is so happy to see me and I'm still trying to figure out the random poo swirl on #5 (perhaps THAT is the reinturd)...

December 11, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterZippy

Oh man lol. Cannot unsee that scary gingerbread cookie. I don't even want to know what kind of accident it was in poor thing. I feel sad for the depressed penguins. They can't unsee it either lol.

December 12, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterArlene

You are the funniest man alive!!!!!!! You made my day man! And it was my birthday!

December 12, 2013 | Unregistered Commentersofia

I was gazing in awed horror at the first cake when I spotted strange, regular circles in the icing. Can it be that under that hideous attempt at decoration lurks - a dreaded CCC! Run!

December 12, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterMorag

Awesome compilation :)

December 12, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterLee Ann

I couldn't help singing those lines outloud! So hilarious! Well done for sure!

December 12, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterJoelle

I couldn't help singing those lines out-loud! So hilarious! Well done for sure!

December 12, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterJoelle

I couldn't help singing those lines out-loud! So hilarious! Well done for sure!

December 12, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterJoelle

Sharyn, this has to be one of your best songs yet! Love.

December 12, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterAmanda Helms

Gingy's cousin, Flashy, is not well known because he's a registered sex offender and had been banished to Far Far Away. They do not put up with that carp in the swamp!

December 12, 2013 | Unregistered Commenterpikkewyntjie

When I saw that reinturd I wanted to change
"In his plaaace
is a reinturd"

with

"scared away
by a reinturd"

cause that thing is just frightening!

December 12, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterGale

OMG, best post EVER! "Reinturd", love it! Laughed until it hurt!

December 12, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterTaraLee

Oh my God that Gingerbread Man.
And those sad little penguins! :(

December 12, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterEmma

Brilliant...just brilliant!

December 13, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterRhona

I think the snowman is just reacting to seeing the "reinturd" hahaha!

I noticed the green thing behind the penguins before seeing the the slouching/barfing penguin in front...
WTF is that green thing !?

December 15, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterNerfbomb

Ok these are nightmarish. But damn it the penguin is too damn cute.

December 19, 2013 | Unregistered Commenterbijoux

Love the song, maybe need to add it to the playlist next year!

December 27, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterCassie

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