This spring, terror has a new name:
SCREAMING BLOOD-SOAKED LAGOMORPH RECKONING OF DOOOOOM
With everything you've come to expect from a low budget, Easter-themed horror movie!
"There's old blood and creepy hooks hanging everywhere in this abandoned house that's miles from anywhere - so let's check out the basement! Shyah!"
That one guy with common sense who always dies at the beginning:
Thanks to Geneva W., Kathleen L., John B., Michelle L., Alyssa T., Anne B., & Lisa F. for the basket case ... OF HORROR.
(Ok, so today wasn't the best pun day. WHAT.)