There are times when I get wrecks SO baffling that even I don't know what they're supposed to be.
During these times, I turn to The Princess Bride for help.
"Do you hear that? Those are the shrieking eels."
(He's just over there, screaming at the mixer.)
"I've just sucked one year of your life away."
And, of course:
Thanks to Jackie K., Victoria E., Hopkin, Amy J., Lena C., Stephanie, and Amy B. for the inconceivably good time.