If you're a geek like me, then you know all the lucky/crazy people are at San Diego Comic-Con this weekend. (Lucky because, c'mon, it's Comic-Con. And crazy because IT'S COMIC-CON.)
So whether you're packed in like a cape-wearing sardine at the event itself, or just watching the coverage online like me with a mixture of jealousy and amazement that people are seriously paying $50 a day just to park, this is for you:
Highlights from Batman & Spider-Man's Day At San Diego Comic Con:
1) The Road Trip:
"I believe that clerk gave us the economy 'mobile."
"Yeah, yeah. Hey, do we have to listen to your theme song the ENTIRE way? The nanananananas are giving me a headache."
2) The Restraining Order:
"Hey, it's not my fault those fans didn't appreciate my southern web-slinger. That takes real talent, you know!"
"Don't talk to me."
3) The "Comic Book Crafts" Panel They Waited 4 Hours In Line For:
"I still say it's not fair you used the Bat-Icer on yours."
"You're just jealous of my utility belt, Spandex-Man."
"That's IT. I'm telling Alfred."
4) The "Hunky Heroes" Photo Shoot with Iron Man:
(Which Spider-Man's web-slinging ways gets them kicked out of. Again.)
"I think you have a problem."
"Oh, lighten up. At least Tony thought it was cool."
5) The Unexpected Early Departure:
"Wow. That Tannen fellow sure was spunky! Did you SEE his right hook? Although I could have done without the puns. Who says, 'now make like a tree, and get out of here,' anyway?"
"Just shut up and drive."
Thanks to Amy, Sara G., Mike L., Jennifer W., & Julia K. for bucking common conventions.