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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

And Now, A Crappy Song From Aladdin

 I can show you poo swirls


  Shiny, glistening, fetid!


Wreckerator, just when did you cast 

all good taste aside?


I can open your eyes



Take you blunder...



... by bluuuunder



Cakey dreams torn asunder

as the giant cupcake sighs.


Day glow poo swiiiiiirls

A new, wrecktastic form of goo!


I think that WE should go. Let's TAKE it slow!

I hear the bride is screaming...


No more poo swiiiiirls!

They're just not something you should chew


So, let's be candid here:

It's crystal clear!

that gangrenous poo swirls 

will never do.



Thanks to Cameron F., Holt, Carrie G., Eric C., Erin E., Talia B., Marlissa D., Anony M., Meagan B., and Anne for opening up whole new worlds of wreckage.

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Reader Comments (58)


August 24, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterStoich91

Very nice Disney song/wreck mashup. Bravo!

August 24, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterErin

Sendingtheclowns: I've been reading Cake Wrecks for quite a while, and yes there have been plenty of nasty cakes (the blue dead baby, for one) but this was the first post that triggered my gag reflex, which ain't easy. YMMV, of course.

August 24, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterWill

"Don't touch that dial!" --There's always more where these came from. ((Yay!))

August 25, 2013 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns

Hilarious! Thanks for sharing.

August 25, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterLaura Saxon

well i'am in love with that spider fashionist. it looks superb :D

August 26, 2013 | Unregistered Commentercustom cakes in pune

Cake #5: All it needs now is a glistening, pink pile of frosting XD

September 2, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterLiv

I sang that whole thing out loud in my office.

September 12, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterJackie

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