Of course, the irony of Phil's phobia was never completely lost on him.
Inside the Department of "All Fun & Games."
"The inspector listened to the woman's tale with suspicion. Sure, the dame SEEMED to be telling the truth about her husband's death, but he still suspected fowl play."
Thanks to Erin W., Lisa H., & Kimberly P. for allowing my inner Gary Larson to come out and play.