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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

8 Creepy Easter Cakes To Haunt Your Dreams

Ahem hem hem.

Kill da waaaabbit
Kill da waaaabbit
Kill da WAAAAAbbit....

With fire, if you please.


Hey, remember when the Easter Bunny didn't have giant claws?

Or a hump?


Invasion of the Bunny Snatchers:

How much you wanna bet it glows in the dark?


The longer you look at this, the creepier it gets.



This rabbit has smashed spiders for eyes and a ripped off Peep face for a nose:

No doubt he also has 'UUGE POINTY TEETH.



When you see it:

Gets me every time.


Ok, picture this: You're home alone, Easter eve. A sudden storm blows in, knocking out the power - just as you hear a slight scuffling coming from the hall closet.

You slowly walk over, creeeeeeaaaaak open the door, and see:

"'Ello, guv'na!"
"Mind if I hop on in and eat your face?"


Thanks to Jacquelyn H., Laureen V., Emily W., Stephanie E., Lisa F., Anony M., Tami N., & Tracey S. for the sweet dreams.

And now, your Moment of Jen:



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Reader Comments (65)

I wanna know what's up with the melting carrots on the second-to-last cake. Or are those irradiated slugs?

April 16, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterGina

I literally jumped in my chair when I saw the light tan, ghostly, 'lamb' attached to the top of the icing.

April 16, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterDi F

That first "rabbit" looks like the offspring of Bugs and Jar-Jar Binks. Eeeeeeeeeekkkk!

April 16, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterNancy

#3 - the green one looks like a GFP transgenic rabbit. Under the right light they will fluoresce green; but who would want to eat a transgenic science experiment for a treat.

April 16, 2014 | Unregistered Commenterarm

What on Earth is Number 4? An overweight goldfish?

April 16, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterLady Anne

I bet bunny #3 is named Bluebell, and the correct description is actually "luminous, like a fairy."

April 16, 2014 | Unregistered Commenterag

The lamb cake literally made me shudder! One of the creepiest cakes I've seen, though Mr. Squashed Spider Eyes there is a close second.

April 16, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterSeabird

Oh man and here I thought I would miss out on the possessed lamb cake.. oh man why must they terrorize us with that evil lamb cake? Lol make them kill that thing with fire.

April 17, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterArlene

"Night of the Bunny Snatchers" would be the most adorable horror movie ever!

April 17, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterTeal

#8 makes me think Sponge Bun Squarepants.

April 17, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterLisa

Cakes # 4 and 6 will haunt my dreams.

April 19, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterEmma

#4 Egads. It looks like some kind of evil, deformed muppet.

#5 "Easter Bunny approved" Now, I don't believe for one second that the Easter Bunny approved that thing....the cake is a lie!

The disturbing thing about the last one is not so much the horrible bunny cake, but on the left there's what appears to be a chick cake covered in fake fur....eeeew. Hopefully that's a just non-edible case-decoration piece.

April 19, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterNerfbomb

You see what they did with the ears they ripped of that peep nose for Spider-Eyes? They put them up on the sides of its head...for ears??! HAHAHAHA!

April 21, 2014 | Unregistered Commenterlomorey

I know it's supposed to be a branch, but that chick looks like it's sitting on a pile of turds. Which could explain the eyes.

April 26, 2014 | Unregistered Commenterjessica

I have to admit the moment of Jen cake is almost so ugly its cute. I think it is just the derpy eyes though. XD

April 26, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterMack

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