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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Wednesday
May072014

That Crowning Touch

Ok, bakers, time to make some princess tiaras!

Now remember, we want them to look like this:

Because reasons.

 

And we can only make cupcake cakes (patooie!), because cupcake cakes (patooie!) are just so clean and beautiful and easy to serve:

[deadpan stare]

 

Aaaaand... GO.

[wincing] Oooh, SO CLOSE.

 

Less close.

(Am I the only one who sees a star stepping over a puddle?)

 

What the...?
No.

 

[softly banging head on desk]
NO!!

 

I give up.

 

Let's just go back to making King cakes.

Perfect.

 

Thanks to Liz, Chris L., Ann Marie P., Kristin M., Hannah C., Valerie B., & Erich B., who totally rule.

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Reader Comments (55)

#1 may be the best, but they still look like, um, boobs!

May 8, 2014 | Unregistered Commenterme

Farley Mowat died?! I didn't know that. D: I LOVE The Dog that Wouldn't Be. That's so sad. I'll have to tell my mom, I doubt she heard, otherwise she would have mentioned it. He's one of her favorite authors.

May 9, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterEmma

The last "tiara" is totally Pikachu!

May 9, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterKit

Sharyn, thank you for tiarae, it's perfect. As for the cakes, bizzare-ay indeed.

And AA, I'll sing along with you. :D

May 10, 2014 | Unregistered Commenterhyphen8

definitely thought going through these that this was following the mother's day trend and was a totally different type of crowning. oooopsie

June 28, 2014 | Unregistered Commenterkj

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