Between A Wreck And A Hard Place

Gents, are you feeling a bit... droopy... lately?

Because whether you want to rock out with your turkey out:

Do a little dribbling:

Or just feel on fire again:

The answer is as plain as the "nose" on Elmo's face!

Even little Brandon here knows:
There's more than one way to win the race.

::WINK::

So forget those turtle necks, fellas:

...and get ready to CELEBRATE!

Don't wait; ask your baker today about Cake Wrecks!

You'll have a truly uplifting experience... GUARANTEED.

Thanks to Nicole F., Katy B., Jennifer V., Annette M., Angela B., Nathan M., & Malisa I. for helping me salute Viagra Day the penis way I know how.

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In completely unrelated news, I found a truly excellent shower curtain:

And from my other blog, Epbot:

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