Hi, I'm here to pick up a cake? It's the "Happy Birthday Brittany" one.
Ah, no, see, that second "Birthday" should be "Brittany."
No no, this has Brittany twice. I need "Happy Birthday" on it.
Ok, now you've just combined them into one word. There should be three.
You don't mind if I bang my head on this counter here, do you?
Look, forget the name. Could you just give me a cake that says "Happy Birthday," with sprinkles on it? Yes? Great. Thanks.
[Later]
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
[knowing smirk]
And you're to blame!
Wreckers, you give love
A BAD NAME.
How did this start?
They look all the same!
You give love
a bad name
(bad name!)
You give love...
A BAD NAME.
Thanks to Anony M., Elizabeth, K.J., Jodee, Christy R., Anony M., Shari A., & Amy O., who really needs to explain those last wedding toppers to me. Are the two bucks supposed to be Robert & Stevie? And if so, why are they next to a hunter with a shotgun? ("Aw, look, your wedding avatars are about to be killed! SO SWEET.")
Or maybe the hunter and the tree are getting married, after he shoots a couple of deer? (The hunter, I mean, not the tree.) But why would a tree hugger even WANT to shoot deer? Did they just run out of bride-dragging-the-groom toppers? PLEASE HELP I AM SO CONFUSED.
*****
Hey look, now you can toast the happy couple at a shotgun wedding with shotgun shell shots!
12 Gauge Shot Glasses (set of 4)
What a time to be alive, y'all.
A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.
Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)
- Jen
