Can you not bake,
But only gawk like a goose?
(One aimed to please)
Just open your eyes,
And take a gander at these!
And that's probably best for you,
Since my ability to rhyme,
Is frankly less than impressive.
- Similar Sweets: Defying Gravity
A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.
Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)
Although with those silver eyes, white lips, and hair streaks, Lubna is looking more like a bridal banshee. Assuming that "bridal" = "bikini" of course. (Hey, it's happened before...)
At least Lubna gets a rockin' bod on her cake, though. As opposed to... well, a rockin' bod:
Yep, this cheeky little lady salutes all Wreckerators who would pipe icing over a lace-wrapped cake board.
Well, never mind which is worse - because this one beats them all, hands down:Jonora A., Megan S., Anony M., & Travis D., isn't it nice to get these things off your chest?
- Related Wreckage: This One's for the Girls
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