The Hunt Is Over

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART

[knowing smirk]

And you're to blame!

Wreckers, you give love

A BAD NAME.

How did this start?

They look all the same!

You give love
a bad name
(bad name!)

You give love...

A BAD NAME.

Thanks to Anony M., Elizabeth, K.J., Jodee, Christy R., Anony M., Shari A., & Amy O., who really needs to explain those last wedding toppers to me. Are the two bucks supposed to be Robert & Stevie? And if so, why are they next to a hunter with a shotgun? ("Aw, look, your wedding avatars are about to be killed! SO SWEET.")

Or maybe the hunter and the tree are getting married, after he shoots a couple of deer? (The hunter, I mean, not the tree.) But why would a tree hugger even WANT to shoot deer? Did they just run out of bride-dragging-the-groom toppers? PLEASE HELP I AM SO CONFUSED.

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Hey look, now you can toast the happy couple at a shotgun wedding with shotgun shell shots!

12 Gauge Shot Glasses (set of 4)

What a time to be alive, y'all.

The Only Thing Weirder Than The World Right Now Are These Cakes

Strange times, minions. STRANGE TIMES.

You know what else is strange?

::gestures helplessly::

Whatever is happening here.

I mean, I see a lot of cake faces, but this? This is one in a melon.

HEEEEEEEEEYO

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Jay asked for a "blue frosted carrot cake," but I guess the baker left off the last word and tried to make a blue carrot instead. 

And that's when stuff REALLY got weird:

I have so many questions. Is it a hat? A mountain? A chilly mammogram office?

(BahahahhahahaaaWHAT)

(Also "OW")

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Then there's the exploding... soccer field?... surrounded by Spider-Men:

Or it's a pile of Doritos in a swamp... surrounded by Spider-Men.

Your choice, kid.

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Now...

BRING IN THE HERD OF MIGRATING AMOEBA POO!!

Thank you.

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And finally, minions, always remember, no matter how strange or off-putting the world gets, in the immortal words of this gingerbread man cookie:

"This is fine."

Thanks to Annie K., Jay G., Karyn S., Priscilla L., & Pamela R. for reminding us of 2024's official slogan.

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And hey, if you'd like that slogan on a cool cup with the original meme, VOILA:

Heat Sensitive "This Is Fine" Mug

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And from my other blog, Epbot: