GRUMPY BUNS

 Inspired by the adorable, all-encompassing hatred of Grumpy Cat, I give you ... GRUMPY BUNS!!

I ate a carrot once. IT WAS TERRIBLE.

 

Hopping irritates my sciatica.  

There are kids there?

NO.

 

I hate jelly beans.

Tell me again about the worst day of your life.

I like that story.

 

Oh, your Easter cake is a wreck? 

GOOD.

Some people don't like white chocolate. 

I hate those people.

And white chocolate.

You all look so happy.

STOP THAT.

Thanks to Alicia F., Jen O., Candice C., Anony M., Lysa, Karen S. (who actually made that cookie, but it was too fun not to share), Lisa B., Aviva, and of course, Grumpy Cat herself:

 

THE PACIFIER

 He can stop a man in his tracks at fifty feet.

 He once froze time ... with his eyebrows.

  Children fear him. Scientists love him.

 He IS...

 THE PACIFIER:

 

  Er ... Excuse me, Mr. Pacifier? Would you mind looking this way at the camera?

 

Perfect. Thanks.

Thanks to Vicky G. for forever associating pacifiers with blobfish in all our minds. Ug. Aren't you glad babies can't read? And that you're not eating anything right now? (Oh, you ARE? Oops. MY BAD.)