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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Miss Piggy Goes Speed Dating

Now that Kermit and Miss Piggy have broken up, maybe she should try Speed Dating!

I can see it now...


"So. You're a pig."



[awkward silence]



"Don't worry; that's just Bob, my cold sore."



"Oh, were we not supposed to bring food to this thing?"






"My ex says I'm all hands, but really... those are feet."



"How do you feel about tadpoles?"



"Pick me up, and I promise I won't pee on you."



"These things? Darned if I know. Mom says I was born with 'em, but they just started growing the yellow bumps last year. You wanna feel?"


*Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding*

Um, maybe you should try Match.frog, Piggy.


Thanks to Missy N., Dianne W., Jenni M., Maddisun, Jake B., Jana Y., Katelyn M., Nancy S., & Erin R., and here's hoping Miss Piggy finds love again... before she croaks.


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Cheap Cheat Sheets

Ah, where WOULD we be without those helpful hints from our friendly wreckerators?

"WHAT IN HOLY...oh. It says, 'Meow!'

"So it must be something that can imitate a cat."


Sometimes the hints are fairly subtle:

Pssst. You misspelled "Poopy."


While wiser wreckerators go for slightly more direct labeling:

Finally answering the question, "Can I get a what-what?"








Now you're just screwing with us.


And finally, my favorite, no doubt written after someone was asked just a few times too many:


Thanks to Sara A., Julia L., Stephanie L., Sadie P., Rose B., Anne B., Elizabeth S., & Erin F., who are all going, "OoooOOooh, NOW I see it!"


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