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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Wednesday
Nov212012

Cake Wrecks Finally Gives You The Bird

Thanksgiving is nearly upon us, so here's a handy reference guide to the various birds you may be asked to eat tomorrow.

 

This is a chicken.

 

These are small creatures who live under your bed and stare at you while you sleep.

 

 

 

"Hello."

[whispering] "I will eat your soul."

 

Coffee, anyone?

 

Moving on...

This is a duck.

 

This is Duck-Zilla.

Duck-Zilla doesn't like you.

 

This is a guinea fowl.

 

This guinea pig(?) is foul.


(Note from Jen: Sharyn, I'm surprised at you. Don't you know a Majestic Coiled Crap Hound when you see one??)

(Note from Sharyn: Oops, you're right, I totally missed it. Guess I have to brush up on my poology.)

(Note from john: [pushing up glasses] I believe it's spelled "poo-ology. After all, it's an ANAL-ytical science.)

(Note from Jen [& Sharyn]: Shut up, Wesley.)

 

And finally:

This is a turkey.

 

 This is disturbing.

 

 

This is a pilgrim snake riding a magic carpet.

 

 

And this:

 ...is why we're grilling steaks this year.

 

 

Thanks to Cassandra T., Maryrose M., Stephen P., Maria S., Jenn E., and Sarah C. for putting the foul in fowl.

Tuesday
Nov202012

Shoo, Horns!

Are you tired of buying a special dessert every Thanksgiving, only to have your friends and family snarf it all down before you get a piece?

Then this year, why not buy:

 

The Cornucrapia
Leftovers Guranteed!™

 
That's right, your local bakers have twisted the traditional "Horn of Plenty" into something MUCH less appetizing! Just choose from any of these exciting designs!

The Black Hole

 

The Stinky Slinky

 


The Mud Slide

 

The Twirly Turd


The Purge

 

The Litter of Runts

 

And that relentless best seller:

The Miserable Vomitous Mass

(or Humperdink, for short.)


Find yours at a local wreckery today!


Thanks to Kelly G., Sarah, Joanna C., Roni F., Jesse, Maureen S., and Dan W. for horning in on our Thanksgiving parade.