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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Saturday
Aug152009

Wreck Creators

"Hi, Mr. Smith? This is Wreck-Creation Bakery calling to confirm your order. Would you mind telling me the kind of cake you wanted again?"

[writing] "...'in middle'. Ok, great. And what did you want the inscription to say?"


"Great, got it! You can pick up your Wreck-Creation tomorrow at 1. See you then!"

Anna E. & JR, excellent Wreckporting.


- Related Wreckage: The Problem With Phone Orders

Friday
Aug142009

There, I Fixed It

"Aw, rats. I forgot to capitalize the H on this birthday cake."

"Hm."

[scrapescrapescrape]

"There! Perfect."

"Madison did such a great job, earning her brown belt in Karate! Oh, but wait...she's a GIRL, isn't she? Oops. Huh. This graphic has two boys on it."

"Well, no problem. I've got it covered."


"Yep, that was a hairy problem, but I sure got it covered. Heh. Aheh."

Wrong name? Nooo problem.

[whispering] No one will EVER know.


Nelia, Elizabeth F., & Rachael, good job thanks! Oh, and if you're DIY buffs, you should check out the site where I ripped off got today's title - it's funny stuff.

- Related Wreckage: Supermom VS the Diabolical Decorator of Doom