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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Friday
Oct262012

The Best Unintentionally Obscene Halloween Cake EVER

"...but legend says that on the twenty-sixth of October the curse will return, and the vengeful One-Eyed Monster will rise again!  

 

MWUAH-HA-HA-HAAA!!

"GET IT OFF GETITOFFGETITOFF!!"

 

Thanks to Melissa S. for the double header. 

Thursday
Oct252012

I Say, "Stand Over There"

[With Apologies to Aretha]

  

Each day when I wake up

And think of our nasty break up


 

I bake another cake...

or two!

 

While torching your chair now

 

 While wondering which hussy's there now

 

I bake another cake for you!

 

My business 

Is booming...

 

 These things sell so well

 

 I really ought to thank you!


I'm better off single, 

I'm mending my heart

 

  ...and I don't miss you!

 

So, goodbye forever, that's how it must be

I'm making LOTS of money

 AND DON'T HAVE TO SHARE IT WITH YOU!

 

Thanks to Angelica L., Carol J., Julie B., Becky C., Kimberly, Chebrutta, Shawn, Adriel H., and Sophie S. - and don't worry, hon, there's no hidden message here...