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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Friday
Dec022011

Wedding Whoopsies

Brides, have you ever had a lofty cake dream...

...fall flat?

 

Or have you ever wished for pretty-as-a-picture polka dots...

...only to get gravity-defying cow patties?

 

How about something that should have been simply sublime...

...that turned terrifying?

 

Perhaps your "something blue"...

...has you seeing red?

 

Have you ever wanted creamy lace and bows...

...only to get "AAAAUUUGGHH!!"

Well, have you?

Yes?

Oh, good!

Then send me a picture, won't you?

This stuff cracks. me. up.

 

Thanks to brides Ashley B., Emily K., Lara A., Christie S., & Kathleen M. for sharing their private pain with us. So that we may laugh. And then feel kinda bad about it. But not enough to stop laughing.

Thursday
Dec012011

Now This One Really Slays Me

Things I just learned:


1: In the adoption process, the day the Consent to Adoption is given is known as the Execution Day.

2: That's not as chipper-sounding as you might think when iced on a cake:

...well, unless we're talking about a wood chipper. Then, maybe.

 

3. A photo of Dora being attacked by a monkey is so. not. helping.

 

Thanks to Megan G., who tells me something here was "lost in the translation."

I'm guessing the picture of the wood chipper.