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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Tuesday
Dec132011

It's Heee-eeere!

(All together, now!)

Itttt's beeee-ginning to look a lot like Christmas!


CHRISTMAS.

 

Eeev'rywhere you "go!"

[ew]

 

Take a look at the zombie 'men

Slavering once again

 

With candy cane intestines, oh ho ho!

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!

CHRISTMAS!!

 

Saaaanta seals your doom

But the scariest sight to see

Is the gingerbread crazy

Waiting iiinnn yoooour room!

 

"Hi, kids! Who's ready for a slay ride?"

 

Thanks to Marsha M., Kathy H., Bethany S., Michelle T., Crystal, Ashley H., & Anony M. for sharing the holiday "spirit." Now, somebody hold me.

Monday
Dec122011

CLOSE THE INTERNET

This is it, guys. Time to wrap up the interwebz and just go home.

Because we will never - EVER - top this:

[head tilt]

Well, at least not until tomorrow.

 

(Close call on that period, though, huh? I mean, if you think about it, this baker was one slip of the piping bag away from accidentally getting the punctuation right! Scary.)

 

Thanks, Suzanne. I'm going to go weep for our future now - just as soon as I'm done snickering.

 

P.S. For those who don't speak wreckerator, it was supposed to say, "Congrats First Graders!"