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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Friday
Apr272012

Circumstantial Evidence

 The World's Most Awesomely (In)Appropriate Cake For A Bris:

 

"It's a boy!"

 

 (And yes, this really WAS the cake for a bris. Would I lie to you?)

 

(Don't answer that.)

 

 

Oddly enough, there was also a post-ceremony cake on hand:

Haha! Just kidding. 

 

(The truth? You can't HANDLE the...handle.)

 

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And now, Bonus (In)Appropriateness!

Who wants the first slice?!

 

 

ACTUAL CONVERSATION I HAD WITH JOHN WHILE WRITING THIS POST:

Me: "Hey, do you know what a 'bris' is?" 

John: [pause] "Um...is it a girl thing?"

Me: "Nooo... It's pretty much the exact opposite of a girl thing."

John: "Oh. Is it a slice of meat?"

Me: "Wow. SO CLOSE."
 

Thanks to wreckporters Melissa, Laura O., & Ellie P. Now, hot dogs for everyone!

 

Update:  It looks like this post has recently attracted the attention of some anti-circumcision groups, so we're going to go ahead and turn the comments off. For the record, we don't think circumcision is funny - just like we don't think divorce, death, or breast cancer is funny - but that doesn't stop us from poking fun at a good wreck. As always, we certainly meant no offense to anyone, and if this post has caused any harm or bruised feelings, then we are truly sorry.

Thursday
Apr262012

Frog in Your Throat?

BAH DUN DUNT:

JEREMIAH WAS A BULLFROG

BAH DUN DUNT

She was a good friend of mine.

BAH DUN DUNT

 

I never understood a single word she said

'Til she croaked at five 'til nine.

(I guess that's not a very good sign)

 

Oh JOOOOY, I'm gonna hurl

AAAAALL my hairs just curled

Boy this looks like Jabba, or is it just me?

Ooooobiwan, help me.

 

BAH DUN DUNT

 

Ya KNOW I love the pastries

Love to have my fun

I'm a cake wreck buyer and a carrot rider

A straight hootin' chum of a pun.

I said I toadally love a good pun!

 

Oh JOOOOY to the world

ALLLL the boys and girls

Boy, how delicous can a frog cake be?

I faaaailed biology:

 

Thanks to Tim W., Megan J., Miranda M., Bethany, Ashley D., Vanessa H., Aslyn, Tamantha M., Vanessa M. for really killing the mood there at the end.